X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

Andrea faustini, 'songs to move your bowels'. I think we could suggest some tracks.

See you tomoz peeps

Andrea's album would absolutely not work in the bathroom. It would be outraged by the lack of bidet.

I've got Tramadol Calam but I can't take that because it gives me migraines as well.

They were going to take me in for pain relief, but he let me come home and is going to ring me on Monday.

Right- I need a drink .

See y'all tomorrow.

Nighty night!

Thanks Squoosh he's really funny.

That sounds very much shit. My consultant was very much, don't drink when she gave me tramadol. However, it just made me scratch myself to shreds (I have scars) and vomit so there was no danger of me drinking any wine.

Hope you get some sleep.

I need a coffee.
Till tomorrow, peeps.

Bye all, need to go and watch out the window, I may need to catch a neighbour

Fairy, wish you better. Hope next week is better all round.
Sounds awful.

Dh keeps on about the lobsters in lidl. I doubt i would find any , any time ive gone in lidl or aldi all i see is cheap cereal or cheap toolkits. No lobsters.

Loving the comments, but i am halfway through Steve Brooksteins book, properly sold down the river! I went on youtube to check out exactly what Sharon and Louis said to him, Sharons comments about " you are not black, so why try to sing like a black man!" could be taken as a racist comment at the very least!!!

What happened to steve brookstein? He phoned the wright stuff one morning and he sounded ok, quite chipper. I guess that Simon doesnt look after anyone but himself. Tough world, showbiz. Sad really.

The Steve brook stein Wikipedia page is hilarious. Apparently he was going to release a new album this year, but I guess that never happened.

Actually, no. It appears he did release it. It was just that no one cared. It's called 'forgotten man', aptly.

This is what he's up to these days.

I'll never forget the last day of Woolworths trading, and seeing several Leon Jackson CDs in the bargain bin for 50p. I don't think they managed to shift them.

It's all gone to shit now stevi has gone.

Bored with Andrea now. He does the same wailing every week.

Missed the humour of Stevie too. Surely Cowell doesn't expect us to take the show seriously anyway?

I'm slightly bored with all of them. Love this thread though .

I think Pugsy's 'Songs to Move your Bowels' is a win. With an Italian slant.
I shall think of some to amuse me in the long pauses between announcements and the sexist writhing.

It's all about poo
All I need is a poo (even better because it might annoy that arse Bono)
(Everything I do) I do it for a poo.

Cure fans would appreciate a cover of Close to Me: Colostomy
Or the Carpenters classic, Colostoyou

And he could cover Meatloaf's I Would Do Anything For Love (but I Won't Do That) as EVERYONE thinks it is about bumsex anyway.

I can't think about poo. We are day 4 into a movicol disimpaction routine with dd2. Again . My life is literally shit at the moment.

Poor Pugsy, he's gone from Hero to zero, really. And he really is the best vocalist on the show- it's such a shame they have made so predictable. Even The Great British Public (a.k.a the call centre full of Cowel drones who clog the phone lines to vote his way) are against him. Mariah Carey, ffs.

look in to my eyes, you will see
What this does to me
Search the cupboard, search the store
And when you find it there
I'll suffer no more

dont tell me, it's not worth trying to find [some laxatives]
Please help me; this is not worth dying for
You know it's true
Everything I do
I do it for a poo.

you can just see chezza welling up...