X FACTOR- This week is JUKEBOX week- and they are singing TWO songs!!

[Raahh]

Earplugs and cheese board, 'Allo 'Allo style, available on request.

Here's the list.

Tonight’s X Factor 2014 songlist – Week 8 / Jukebox songs

Andrea Faustini
Hero – Mariah Carey
Chandelier – Sia

Lauren Platt
Don’t You Worry Child – Swedish House Mafia
Clarity – Zedd

Stereo Kicks
Run – Leona Lewis
Just The Way You Are – Bruno Mars

Ben Haenow
Thinking Out Loud – Ed Sheeran
Come Together – The Beatles

Fleur East
If I Ain’t Got You – Alicia Keys
A Fool In Love – Tina Turner

They have decided to make Pugsy as predictable as they can, haven't they?

And Run is NOT by Leona Lewis, and her version of the song wasn't so far from the original that the song gets to be credited to her, ffs.

I'm debating putting my tree up. Not really got time on Monday- I like to have it up by the 1st.

runs in case Maryz is lurking

See y'all later.

A whole album of this would be boring as fuck- but i do still like him. He's the best they've got, even if I hate every song he's done I don't do melisma.

sqoosh, the gin and this beautiful last note are helping it along

Oh, thank GOD, it's all over.
Arf @ Louis 'that heroes song' and 'Eye-talian'

I bet pugsy doesn't get refused wine by cashiers in sainsbos, despite him actually being under 25.

Ha! Thought Chezza was going to say 'not many people can sing in Italian'

I miss Stevi. It's not the same without him.

Oh Raahhh, I would let him sit in my bathroom and sing whilst I took a shit. It would make the whole experience so much prettier

Cal

you're bitter, aren't you?

dillite they just make it up I think. Remember when Ella had an emoshe moment and said her audition song was inspired by her dead grandad.

And then the lyrics were all 'you went and left me for her, she'll never love you like I do etc'

catty that might be going a bit far...but whatever floats your log...

That's quite a fantasy catty.

I did have some bitter earlier

I am bitter raahh. Not least because it meant I had only popcorn to get me through xfactor.

He's such a poppet. I LOVE HIM!!

I haven't slept all week because of pain. My consultant told me to drink a bottle of wine and take my pills. I'd get served, but I can't drink it because it gives me migraines.

I think if they don't have a story, they invent a 'nan' or give them one of the rent-a-child kids they keep back stage.

I don't fancy anyone on X Factor.

But I do have red wine so I win.

Fairy

I could see Andrea's album working in the bathroom. There has to a market for that, surely. Shame James Arthur failed to break into it, lol.

Ok, the reason DH is in the garage is that it would appear he is spying on our neighbour across the road who is on his roof trying to put what looks like a
shopping trolley sleigh up there,
He is almost 70 FFS!!
I'm worried

I suspect they haven't given you tramadol, fairy. They don't usually encourage you to drink a bottle of wine when they hand that out.

He sounds like my kind of consultant Fairy. Sorry you're in pain though.

I hope Lauren goes home tonight.

Fairy, drink it then have some Solpadeine Max?