The Apprentice, Thread 2

[dillite]

Seeing that I killed the first one, here's a new one.

Why does Joe Malone have an MBE?

giraffes

Dp is watching the news, selfish bastard.

Also on a Jo Malone candle there is a ribbon and a lined box you know

It was a lovely present but I would not spend my own money on Jo Malone. Yankee candle in the sale is my limit.

dillite probably so the queen can get her candles half price... we're in a recession, dontcha know

A ribbon, ah well you didn't say that! Definitely makes it a bargain.

Im all for, spend your own money on what you want but 800 quid for a candle? I don't spend that much on Food in a month.

Now I want a candle with a ribbon on it.

OMG Lindsay just messaged me on FB! I messaged her page to say well done and she seems so much happier now she has left etc. And she messaged me back 2 min later.

Nurin can smile!!

Alice I meant to say earlier I agree with you about nickname for James
(Unmumsnetty slightly drunk hug)

dillite m oney b lagging e xpert

I'll knock you one up dillite for a mere £125, no matches though :(

Dillite I can let you have my ribbon for only £50, or £40, or £30 Oh sorry that's the phone I've got to go...

What did she say giraffes ?

Waiting thank you

Both sacked ladies are really nice aren't they?

I'll take 5! For a fiver.

I will do it for £125 WITH matches

hahahahahaa I thought that said "I'll knock you up dillite for a mere £125" and all I could think was Really? Is that the going rate? My brain.. just mush tonight...

Oh sorry DH just sold it to someone for 10p when I wasn't looking

She is lovely too. And funny.

Feel bit bad for slating her.

I'm sure even I could get knocked up for free Alice.

dillite that's a whole new reality show, I think

Right dillite I'm putting my balls on the line, the chopping block, AND working them off.....

£30.25, piss coloured candle, fire hazard ribbon, and exploding matches, shake my hand?

That pink scarf makes her head look deformed on one side.

Aah shes lovely