The Apprentice, Thread 2

[dillite]

Seeing that I killed the first one, here's a new one.

Cringey videos, can't wait!

It's balls, absolute balls...

waaaah is it next Wednesday yet? :(

I just want Daniel to go as he annoys me sooo much...

red I bet he was a cocky wee shit too

Not enough people got fired. I would fire them all and just use the money as a bin liner.

Giraffes - mm you're probably right.

Oh Lynsey ditch the fringe

Jo Malone, the queen of overpriced luxury candles.

fuck

Oh I really like her on this - never heard her speak to much!

Apprentice Candidate In Self-Awareness Shocker...

thenightsky Hey... there are complimentary matches included, you know!!

Alice How can Jo Malone improve on the Swan Vesta?

What the fuck?! £280??

Free matches? Ffs, I'd want Jo Malone to come round and light it for that price.

They probably are made in same factory. Some boxes with Swan labels, some boxes with JM labels.

Buying a candle for 280 is just burning fuckin money

No. £280 for a candle is like Poundland candles.. see this one... www.selfridges.com/en/roja-parfums-musk-aoud-large-candle_496-3003852-RD0566/

Ah she seems nice.

why are the men ll obsessed with their balls?

I put my balls on the line last week

and worked his balls off this week

£750??? Where are the people who buy this stuff??

Oh my actual days nothing, but nothing can smell that nice??!

I'd forgotten that Rosin sold the diffusers for 8.50.

I expect a gorgeous hunk to come light the candle and waft the scent of it towards me with a palm leaf for that price. (high expectations, me)