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The Apprentice, Thread 2

833 replies

dillite · 15/10/2014 22:11

Seeing that I killed the first one, here's a new one.

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AliceDoesntLiveHereAnymore · 22/10/2014 22:30

next week's looks very painful...

Waitingonasunnyday · 22/10/2014 22:30

Until next week apprenteez

dillite · 22/10/2014 22:31

Bastard shaved or unshaved? Details are important!

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BastardGoDarkly · 22/10/2014 22:36

Erm, are we talking candles? Hands? Or getting you knocked up? You're right, details are important :)

MajesticWhine · 22/10/2014 22:46

Just dropping in to say good for Lindsay, being honest to say this was not her thing, instead of bigging herself like a wanker. Refreshing.

dillite · 22/10/2014 22:50

Balls, Bastard, balls!

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LiviaDruscillaAugusta · 22/10/2014 22:52

Yes - respect to Lindsay - she was too nice for the process I think.

BastardGoDarkly · 22/10/2014 22:53

Ha ha, balls of course!

I'm going to bed! See you next week :)

fancyanotherfez · 22/10/2014 23:13

I would say both the women fired tonight really show what good business is, more than the preening show offs or 'let's pretend to be just like a man' Hatie Hopkins will ever be. Small business women, building good solid businesses, employing people and building them up through their good practice and reputation We need more businesses like that and less of the nonsense we see on the Apprentice where they all seem to think its the '80's.

R4roger · 23/10/2014 06:09

i thought lyndsey was an actor, put in their to make the numbers up

HairyMagratsScare · 23/10/2014 12:15

I think that Sarah one, with the approach of high heels & short skirt is planted by the production company. She's just too useless to be real....

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 23/10/2014 13:35

I thought both Lindsey and Nurin came over really well on You're Fired. And to be fair, I wasn't expecting to like Nurin as much as I did - she didn't come over half as well on the actual programme as she did with Dara.

I liked that both of them seemed willing to be honest about themselves, and to have a bit of a laugh at themselves (Lindsey more than Nurin - but Nurin was better at it than some of the others who have been fired).

I do wish it had been James that had been fired, though. But if he keeps on telling Suralan how much alike they are, he won't last long!

Purplepumpkins · 23/10/2014 20:57

Gotta love Sarah "I can sell ice to Eskimos" couldn't sell a candle!

Silkchiffon · 23/10/2014 21:30

Sarah does seem staggeringly useless but I don't believe anyone has been 'planted' for entertainment or numbers. If that was the case then his Lordship wouldn't have booted Robert out so quickly as he made for great, cringetastic tv.

limitedperiodonly · 24/10/2014 11:05

I badly want Sarah to stay a while longer. I can't get enough of her delusions about her business skills and level of attractiveness.

I was impressed when Karren jumped on James for writing RRP about the candles. I guess The Apprentice and the BBC would cop for it if anyone claimed they'd been misled. She was really quick.

R4roger · 24/10/2014 11:06

the american/canadian

theliverpoolone · 24/10/2014 23:03

Just popping onto the thread to say that this morning on Challenge TV channel, on an old episode of Goldenballs, there was Chiles! Obviously trawling the 'get famous by being on any old game show/reality show' market! I didn't catch all of it, but I think he was voted off pretty quickly - just like his Apprentice stint Grin

KenDoddsDadsDog · 25/10/2014 09:32

I just caught up from my sun lounger ! Felt sad for Lindsay.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 25/10/2014 09:33

I bet Chiles goes on the cube or something next.

limitedperiodonly · 26/10/2014 13:00

This thread has been brilliant.

I went out with someone in the mid-Eighties a few times who was always applying for game shows. He wasn't trying to be famous. He just thought it would be fun. It was a much more innocent era.

I couldn't understand it. He used to talk about the Holy Grail of game shows at the time, which was a putative show about guessing prices of household goods. He'd get me to test him from an Argos catalogue.

You might be beginning to detect the reason our relationship was short-lived.

It sounded shit to me. Of course, it turned out to be The Price Is Right, which was a huge hit and possibly the reason why I'm not a TV producer. He didn't get on it, btw.

But after we broke up he phoned me to say he was going to be on a TV quiz called .

I am so grateful for this topic because I looked it up and the first YouTube clip I found is him. How amazing is that? He's the one in the middle on the croupiers' team.

The premise of the show was that there were three teams of three people from a particular job. They answered questions on their own job and then on the other teams' jobs. Try to stay awake.

He was a blackjack dealer in a casino, which impressed me at the time, because I assumed you'd have to be really good at maths to do it.

When I watched the episode, he and his two colleagues crashed and burned at the maths questions. It was embarrassing. They could barely count beyond their fingers and toes. I don't know why he told me to watch it. If it had been me I'd have wanted to crawl away and hide for years.

He was very nice though.

Another friend was on a show called . Oh, man, that was bad. I can't begin to wonder what possessed him to go on it.

Another boyfriend's brother was on Blind Date but didn't get picked. He acquitted himself well and I often used to wonder why I wasn't going out with him and not his brother.

I'm going to try and find their episodes now.

AgentProvocateur · 29/10/2014 19:30

I'm going out to book group tonight, so I won't be joining you on this thread. Haloween Sad Hope you enjoy tonight's wanker-fest.

limitedperiodonly · 29/10/2014 19:39

I watch on iplayer agent so you and I can join in tomorrow. I'm not quick enough to watch and MN at the same time.

ChillingGrinBloodLover · 29/10/2014 20:03

Hi all

I missed you all last week - I had a friend staying :( I watched it & Dara and read the thread but it's just not the same, looking forward to the company tonight :)

Giraffes I liked Lindsay from the beginning, but she seemed far too nice to be in there with that lot. I think she's probably got more sense in her little finger than the rest of them have together. LS would probably have been raking in the cash if he'd chosen her, but it wouldn't have made good tv. I don't 'do' facebook or I'd have messaged her too!

Right - off to get a few bits done, see you all at 9 :)

ChillingGrinBloodLover · 29/10/2014 21:00

Hello

Where are you all?

AliceDoesntLiveHereAnymore · 29/10/2014 21:01

I almost forgot this was on! Crazy day. Whew!

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