The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

So yeah... we designed this to tap into the previously unexplored Creepy Pervert market ....

How could it not be a creepy camera jumper?

What else would it be?

This is RISIBLE. That should be their team name.

That is so true calamitous.

This pitch is calamitous too.

You moron. Not the laptop, the camera.

I love firebox !!!

This is how we rotate it.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh fuck off Fembot - silly cow

Ooh, come and feel my hot body

That woman!!!

God she loves herself doesn't she.

Team Risible has a ring to it

JD Sports owned by Sugar's fat friend Mike Ashley.

Fuck it's a cluster fuck.

Oh.

Risible would be an excellent team name. The other team could be ill-conceived.

dear god, if she shakes her hair again, I will smack her...

Haha ha ha ha

I'm a serious business woman.

Stand out from the crowd at a party? What, when your mum comes to pick you up?

Firebox-home of nasty techie shite.
Fuck me-can't they get a Christmas tree on the back of that jacket?

Both items are a bit shit, but the girls is so much better.

Those lights aren't very impressive, are they?

The blonde modeling now looks like Abby Clancy.

crumple thank god it wasn't just me..

girls have missed a trick there with their jacket. they should have done it as a military style jacket, the panels on the shoulders could have been made into epaulettes so wouldn't have looked out of place at all.

firebox sell all kinds if crap. They'll go for it.

Nah, it's Sports Direct that the total cunt Ashley owns. embittered Mag