The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

Ah the good old swot analysis

SWOT - Twot, more like.

Now you've given some advice about heated converse, they'll rush out and make chilled ones. They can market them at the much smaller number of people with Erythromelalgia (not that they'd know about that tiny market). Because why do something people want when you can do the opposite.

'I'd be embarrassed to wear that' = we should definitely do that.

That dick who slimed out of project managing is looking awfully smug with himself now. I think it won't last long.

Fight, fight, fight

giraff it could be my eyes.... it is time for a check up after all.

Erm, I whizzed through last nights. I'm not sizzling anything

That sweatshirt is horrible

Scott just fuckin get on with it and even if you do shit it would still look better cos you tried. But you are digging yourself a hole

Steve is being very quiet.

Scott looks like Miles Jupp as Nigel in Rev.

Oh my God - what IS that??

Looks like it has velcro on it

Duh. Of course solar panels need to be exposed to the sun.

It looks like something off Star Wars

Is it 1985 already?!

haha red I thought it was a new word for fast forwarding

help us obi wan.. you're our only hope...

"Does a solar panel need to be exposed to sunlight?" LMAO

Seriously though... that jacket... PMSL

Solar panels on the shoulders? Who would buy that?

Nah kitten just put them under a load of blackness

Oh dear

What is the point in that camera?

Upside down! Pahahahaha