The Apprentice

[AgentProvocateur]

What happened to The Apprentice this year? It's not been on, has it?

If 'selling machine' spoke to me like that I'd slap him.

Christmassy? Even Mark Darcy wouldn't wear it.

You wouldn't go in a public place? There's a bastard selling point.

hahahahaa... good pitch "you wouldn't go out in a public place with this"

This is not designed to actually be worn tbh...

Yes, you are right. You wouldn't go out in public in that.

OMG that woman at the sports brand looks like Sue Perkins and Margaret Mountford have had a lovechild.

apparently they're only looking at the stalker market

LMFAO at wouldn't wear it in public

It is like a family business

You wouldn't go out and about in it.
Too right.

(Thread keeps locking up for me)

The blokes just need a Beer Can Hat to finish off the look.

Away to fuck will John Lewis buy this!

Do they not in any way plan these pitches. It's like stream of consciousness shite.

A sweatshirt not designed to go out of the house. I'll have 10 please!

I love all the aerial shots of London. I would much rather watch those for an hour.

John Lewis? Oh no...this is gonna go badly

at spottedzebra

you lot are killing me...

"wouldn't wear it in a public place" guy will be seeing the underside of the bus... hahaa

Agree, vipers - those epaulette would work.

But now it looks like a be-scissored theif has snipped her rucksack off and run away with it.

She isn't very good at this, is she?

Aaarrrgh, I'm dying for her

criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge

Oh god.. this is too embarrassing to watch !