Tonight, on BGT, it's full of surprises .... Well if your surprised by small boys singing.

[HoneyDragon]

It's Eurovision tonight but who needs it when you've got Britains Got mostly shit Singers.

Now, I'm running a book on which time Sparklings head will explode from suppressed rage.

I'm taking 7:18pm

Any other takers?

When does it start? We are watching taped Modern Family and no one else wants to switch over!

I am watching Eurovision Pointless What time do I need to be ready for?

You've got 2 minutes to go

Here we go!

DH is gripped by Dana and Johnny Logan on Pointless. When he goes to check on dinner i will grab the remote.

I am on glass 2 of . Maybe I will love everything tonight.

FFS a singer....

Well not a singer strictly speaking.

Oh god.

His Mum is crying. Not surprised.

His mum is drying her eyes. Bless.

Fwightened

This is creepy

Stuff of nightmares....

WTF?

They were the Singing Witches of Eastwick

I think my dog molests Tai Bill in the park on a Saturday mornings ...

That was rude

Yawn.

That group need to step away from the Feria. They are abounding it.

I am so sick of these dance troupes. They are all the fucking same.

Abusing

What was that? I don't think HM The Queen would like it.

'In it to win it' Really? 'Incredible' What??