Tonight, on BGT, it's full of surprises .... Well if your surprised by small boys singing.

[HoneyDragon]

It's Eurovision tonight but who needs it when you've got Britains Got mostly shit Singers.

Now, I'm running a book on which time Sparklings head will explode from suppressed rage.

I'm taking 7:18pm

Any other takers?

Aaaaaaaaaaw

ooh he's easy on the eye

Well he's nice on the outside....

Huh? We looking at the same dude?

What the actual fuck is this relationship shite? Are we supposed to care? Cos I don't. Are we supposed to?

Fucks sake

He looks like he needs a shower & a shave!

He loves himself far too much.

Oh, and he can't dance.

Actually, no he's awful. NEXT! Must be the wine...

My six yo has just asked if he has nits

Footloose! Sacrilege!

DD1 - "He looks like he has nits"

I've trained her well

His stardom is too much for people???

I know god loves a trier, but really.....

Oh. You took them off yourself. Good show Sparkers.

Hearts how old is your DD?

X- Post SirNoel!

LOVE children across the UK nodding knowingly and saying

He's got nit, he has

We should have a MN dance troupe...

Wtf was that?

Hehehee

Those knee socks are stretched to the feckin MAX

Oh good lord. Is there no pre-audition?

Well at least this one dressed up and Made An Effort

She's 10 SirNoel. DD2 is 7 and hiding behind a cushion.

Yes. But the pre auditioners are bastards.