Tonight, on BGT, it's full of surprises .... Well if your surprised by small boys singing.

[HoneyDragon]

It's Eurovision tonight but who needs it when you've got Britains Got mostly shit Singers.

Now, I'm running a book on which time Sparklings head will explode from suppressed rage.

I'm taking 7:18pm

Any other takers?

And that girl in the white dress couldn't even dance her way out of a paper bag. Ugh.

Do you reckon Liz and Phil watch this with their bums clenched knowing they might have to sit and watch on of these fuckers and be gracious about it?

Well, that was a yawntastic start to the show.....

Debbie's Muffins look nice.

I hate impressionists. Oooh Betty!

Debbie does muffins?

Yes-only at Morrisons though.

He is 43 ? And prints his mummy and daddy with him?

Nooooo!!! Cringe!

Aaaaaaargh fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

Fuck off

Oh.

He's AWFUL.

*brings not prints

I can do a BB voice over better than that - and I am crap at impressions....

he really is. Mandy's loving it.

He's awful - why are they laughing and clapping??

I despair. i really do.

I liked him!

More original than these bloody dance troops!

I thought his Louis Walsh was pretty good. Total cheap shot ending with Simon though.

I can do a better Big brother than that and I'm not even English.

I miss that owl.

Hearts

I may have watched Britain's Got no More Talent last week - they put through a man with a remote controlled airplane - he was different

Even the new John Lewis ad is crap.

Ewww enough of the lurve....