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Tonight, on BGT, it's full of surprises .... Well if your surprised by small boys singing.

145 replies

HoneyDragon · 10/05/2014 18:53

It's Eurovision tonight but who needs it when you've got Britains Got mostly shit Singers.

Now, I'm running a book on which time Sparklings head will explode from suppressed rage.

I'm taking 7:18pm

Any other takers?

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HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 10/05/2014 19:13

And that girl in the white dress couldn't even dance her way out of a paper bag. Ugh.

HoneyDragon · 10/05/2014 19:13

Do you reckon Liz and Phil watch this with their bums clenched knowing they might have to sit and watch on of these fuckers and be gracious about it?

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AnimalsAreMyFriends · 10/05/2014 19:15

Well, that was a yawntastic start to the show.....

Sparklingbrook · 10/05/2014 19:16

Debbie's Muffins look nice.

Sparklingbrook · 10/05/2014 19:17

I hate impressionists. Oooh Betty! Hmm

HoneyDragon · 10/05/2014 19:18

Debbie does muffins?

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Sparklingbrook · 10/05/2014 19:19

Yes-only at Morrisons though. Smile

Sparklingbrook · 10/05/2014 19:19
HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 10/05/2014 19:19

He is 43 ? And prints his mummy and daddy with him?

Sparklingbrook · 10/05/2014 19:19

Nooooo!!! Cringe!

HoneyDragon · 10/05/2014 19:20

Aaaaaaargh fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

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HoneyDragon · 10/05/2014 19:20

Fuck off

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AnimalsAreMyFriends · 10/05/2014 19:20

Oh.

He's AWFUL.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 10/05/2014 19:20

*brings not prints

AnimalsAreMyFriends · 10/05/2014 19:20

I can do a BB voice over better than that - and I am crap at impressions....

Sparklingbrook · 10/05/2014 19:21

he really is. Mandy's loving it.

dancemom · 10/05/2014 19:21

He's awful - why are they laughing and clapping??

Sparklingbrook · 10/05/2014 19:21

I despair. i really do.

Twighlightsparkle · 10/05/2014 19:22

I liked him!

More original than these bloody dance troops!

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 10/05/2014 19:22

I thought his Louis Walsh was pretty good. Total cheap shot ending with Simon though.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 10/05/2014 19:23

I can do a better Big brother than that and I'm not even English. Grin

HoneyDragon · 10/05/2014 19:26

I miss that owl.

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AnimalsAreMyFriends · 10/05/2014 19:26

Hearts Grin

I may have watched Britain's Got no More Talent last week - they put through a man with a remote controlled airplane - he was different

Sparklingbrook · 10/05/2014 19:27

Even the new John Lewis ad is crap.

AnimalsAreMyFriends · 10/05/2014 19:29

Ewww enough of the lurve....