Tonight, on BGT, it's full of surprises .... Well if your surprised by small boys singing.

[HoneyDragon]

It's Eurovision tonight but who needs it when you've got Britains Got mostly shit Singers.

Now, I'm running a book on which time Sparklings head will explode from suppressed rage.

I'm taking 7:18pm

Any other takers?

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

And that girl in the white dress couldn't even dance her way out of a paper bag. Ugh.

[HoneyDragon]

Do you reckon Liz and Phil watch this with their bums clenched knowing they might have to sit and watch on of these fuckers and be gracious about it?

[AnimalsAreMyFriends]

Well, that was a yawntastic start to the show.....

[Sparklingbrook]

Debbie's Muffins look nice.

[Sparklingbrook]

I hate impressionists. Oooh Betty!

[HoneyDragon]

Debbie does muffins?

[Sparklingbrook]

Yes-only at Morrisons though.

[Sparklingbrook]

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

He is 43 ? And prints his mummy and daddy with him?

[Sparklingbrook]

Nooooo!!! Cringe!

[HoneyDragon]

Aaaaaaargh fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off

[HoneyDragon]

Fuck off

[AnimalsAreMyFriends]

Oh.


He's AWFUL.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

*brings not prints

[AnimalsAreMyFriends]

I can do a BB voice over better than that - and I am crap at impressions....

[Sparklingbrook]

he really is. Mandy's loving it.

[dancemom]

He's awful - why are they laughing and clapping??

[Sparklingbrook]

I despair. i really do.

[Twighlightsparkle]

I liked him!

More original than these bloody dance troops!

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

I thought his Louis Walsh was pretty good. Total cheap shot ending with Simon though.

[HeartsTrumpDiamonds]

I can do a better Big brother than that and I'm not even English.

[HoneyDragon]

I miss that owl.

[AnimalsAreMyFriends]

Hearts

I may have watched Britain's Got no More Talent last week - they put through a man with a remote controlled airplane - he was different

[Sparklingbrook]

Even the new John Lewis ad is crap.

[AnimalsAreMyFriends]

Ewww enough of the lurve....