Tonight, on BGT, it's full of surprises .... Well if your surprised by small boys singing.

[HoneyDragon]

It's Eurovision tonight but who needs it when you've got Britains Got mostly shit Singers.

Now, I'm running a book on which time Sparklings head will explode from suppressed rage.

I'm taking 7:18pm

Any other takers?

Let's send her to Maryz house

Honey Maryz would sort her right out.

Sorry can I join, but wtf!!

Also 38

Well she can't sing, but her lyrical skills are exemplary.

Haven't seen talent like this since "where's ma keys! where's ma phone"

precocious children. Fab.

Oh these are the to who BLOW THE JUDGES AWAY

Brats

God I wish they'd fuck off with all these children singing about trite shite.

Stood up to the bully and moved schools?

Hi Rummi, welcome

FGS.

Urgh.

There are children in Africa really suffering, they're not subjecting us to crap rap.

Rummi

If your mostly Wtf watching BGT

You've just found the place for you

Thank you hearts :)

This is awful but everyone is going to love it because "he's just a kid" and "he stood up to the bullies".

FFS.

Byker grove revisited.

Noel

God I'm evil.

But honestly, at this point you should hear my 6 year old. Cowell's got nothing on him

He's gonna press the buzzer. Dollar signs.

I just heard a tiny ker-ching££££ noise coming from a Simon then

Yes, I was here alone as my kids are at their dad's and I needed to share. Who'd have thought that French men in high heels would have been one of the best so far

They are going to get four yeses on the tugging-the-heart strings factor.

Noooooooo, don't!