Proper masterchef Pt2

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Great French accent, Gregg

Could snort a Black Forest cheesecake right now

Shortbread instead of puff pastry.......So it's not a mille-feuille then

It's a stack of biscuits...

Posh fish and chips
white chocolate

the two phrases I dread and fear

I remember him! He was a miserable fuck!

He's like Ming the Merciless' jollier brother.

Wow, that was said through heavily-gritted teeth

Uh oh... Bit up yourself to put your name on the restaurant sign

Good luck with getting those stacks through the swing doors...

Aren't they going to ricochet when you try to eat them?

Couldn't someone have held the door open for her? Miserable lot.

I don't like Ming Mk 2. That smile is seriously creepy.

Obv not :(

Ricky's made a Werther's Original?

It's very tumble weedy in here tonight :(

Maybe we're all pondering deeply.

Hello all, just catching up now, Halsall that is true although Gregs chewing is seriously off putting

I'm beginning to wonder have any of the former contestants forgotten that they were in this position once, that Matt is seriously up his own arse, I remember his lavender cream years ago, you would swear he had invented both himself

Ming is being a real arse...

Ming is a pain in the hole.

Those three are the dullest judges ever!

Oh well...that was a bit meh though Luke looks like a winner...see the 2 of you tomorrow...

Well, it all seemed a bit yawnsome tonight. Here's hoping for a bit more excitement tomorrow.

Hopefully I can get on the thread in time tomorrow I have to wrestle the laptop of my eldest, maybe I should do up a rota and have time slots

Not a bad first round for most of them, they know what they are doing so far