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Proper masterchef Pt2

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CalamitouslyWrong · 03/04/2014 20:32

New thread.

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coffeeinbed · 10/04/2014 20:42

Why is he wearing a merkin on his head?
It distracting me from the food.
In a bad way.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:42

Biscuit base is just crumbs under cover.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:42

I thought that Born. Arf.

rootypig · 10/04/2014 20:43

Raisins should not be allowed. ever.

Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:43

His pho is phucked

Bornin1984 · 10/04/2014 20:43

Fish in water! Feck me

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:43

Surely they aren't the right plates to serve pho in.

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:43

Knobby's balls have let him down.

DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:44

Herb salad looks...leafy...

rootypig · 10/04/2014 20:44

I bet Ben bores on about his travelling while he slurps his pho

beanandspud · 10/04/2014 20:44

Here he is Halsall...

Proper masterchef Pt2
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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:45

His pannacotta looks like it has too much gelatine. It's very solid.

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Bornin1984 · 10/04/2014 20:45

That pudding looks bland as anything

Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:45

Aaargh!

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:45

I'd eat that pud though.

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 10/04/2014 20:46

No wobble. Bye Ben.

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:46

See, I've now watched masterchef to diagnose issues in desserts I don't even eat, never mind make.

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rootypig · 10/04/2014 20:46

that is seriously impressive Calamitous

StairsInTheNight · 10/04/2014 20:46

Well, Pings looks great!

Bornin1984 · 10/04/2014 20:47

I feel ping might be a winner here

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:47

It looks quite nice, but I'm not sure what the runny stuff is.

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DuffyMoon · 10/04/2014 20:47

Pings does look nice

Halsall · 10/04/2014 20:48

But.....tinned sweetcorn?

Bornin1984 · 10/04/2014 20:48

Love nut brittle!!!

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CalamitouslyWrong · 10/04/2014 20:48

Lavender cream is just not something I ever want to eat.

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