Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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Right last word on the subject then it is closed - god knows I'm boring myself ffs!

I think part of the problem is that we have essentially lived this life for years now. The difference being, that after bringing matters to a head, I have acted on that info and started to mentally/emotionally move off in my own direction, yet he doesn't seem to have acknowledged that this now means ALL SYSTEMS GO FOR DEPARTURE. It's like he's living the same old life.

Anyway I'll shut up now and let you get back to it. Sorry for being such a pleb. I'm a twat, I know I fucking am.

More Jesus. He's a Spanish footballer so he could play football with Santiago during filming breaks. Anything to keep Aramis happy. And we could all perv on them in their shorts shout encouragement.

Yes WenchAid! Excellent idea.

I couldn't possibly kill him. but I could let somebody else know when/where he is at any given time and the life insurance could be split accordingly

You need to vent Hannah no one should ever seethe in silence!

'Someone' with a sword & a musket Hannah?

So it'll be an even bigger shock for him then when it properly is all systems go. Shame.

You're absolutely not a twat. You're an awesome Muskewench. And that is true because I say so. So ner.

In fact, we're all awesome Muskewenches. MTM's is a brilliant idea.

To acknowledge these facts, I shall reward myself thus.

I just googled Jesus Navas. Apparently one of his main assets is his quick dribbling.

That's a no from me then.

And he plays for City, so a double no

Well, that was an interesting visit to church with Aramis & Porthos breathing down my neck from the pew behind.

At one point I had to give him The Look & hiss, "This is a requiem mass, not a party at Madame Whatsit's"

Then they crossed themselves & I came over all hot

Ok. Cock off YouTube.

Fair enough about City LetusPrey. But according to a recent interview with El Mundo, Jesus is "always vertical and pressing for the goalmouth." Surely worth keeping him on the shortlist?

I just like that his parents called him Jesus!

That link makes much more sense. I watched it and thought "a seven seater's not going to be nearly big enough"

at always vertical and pressing for the goalmouth.

Is it a bit sad that I'm now listening out for the QPR results and am happy that they won today?

He speaks Spanish though so that's as good as in my opinion.

Hannah- I know you are closing the subject but there is only one pleb in your household and it is not of the female variety. Hope it gets sorted in the meantime have done wine a bath and some Musketeers - all of them.

Hahahahaha and phew! Malcolm

I was starting to worry I was missing something glaringly obvious about a Citroen c4 advert.

Bit of contrast going from happy family car to I like banging one out

Depends who's in the minibus car

Sparkle, how did you manage to enter a church without crumbling to ashes for your wicked sins?

Cos I was sorry for them Hannah. Very very sorry & I will take any leather-related punishment coming to me

So what are you all up to tonight then?

Anne, tell us what you're wearing

Based on the fact that I am following the King, Twitter just sent me an email saying I might like to follow Luke Evans, who it seems is the other Aramis.

Don't mind if I do, thanks very much.

Anne, that is sounding suspiciously traitorish

I discarded two dresses so have jeans, a blouse and a blazer - all navy and cream. I have a nice low, messy bun though and First Lady earrings and bright fucking red loopy that DH hates.

I know Malcolm will be a brainless blob of jelly, possibly with prosecco.

Anne's out show off

Mavis is strutting and swaggering about oop north in a billowy shirt and leather jacket trying to avoid looking like Dorien from Birds of a feather.

Oblomov is stuck in traffic trying to escape from Thorpe Park but doesn't care because it was free.

That sounds lovely and not at all sluttish. Saving that for on here then.