Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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LetusPrey: Yes. Did you see the soccer am interview with SC? Thank christ he never succeeded in becoming a QPR player, and became Aramis instead, is all I can say.
Anne, for your last post, get forcefed an emetic by the one and only real Aramis.

Loopy?

He is very attractive and I would, but he isn't a patch on Santiago,

I am around doing nothing, as per.

Actually, this time in 2 weeks I will be skiing with a French Musketeers ski instructor. I hope.

But tonight, nowt. I will prob set my laptop up on a separate sofa with its back to my family & perve.

Oh Anne you sound well sloaney innit?

Far too tame for an exotic belly dancing creature such as yourself.

Not even a bit of thigh? Or décolletage?

What shoes you got on?

That's better Anne I was starting to think you'd been on the cocktails already.

Obviously I didn't mean the post about your outfit Anne, the one before that. I like the look of your outfit, but not Luke Evans.

To be honest these are my normal clothes. I have some heels in my bag and the hair and make up make it presentable.

I am three stone too heavy to dress how I would like.

You're in friggin Prague, aren't you? Bloody cocktails in the Marriot eh?

If you are, take one for Team A

Sparkle surely you should be facing them to detect any approaching spies?

Haha at ski instructor. He will be campest gay, with bald head, lots of piercings/tattoos and a muffin top. Not sure how all of that will be detectable. But he will be more Alan Carr than Aramis

Still...... even Alan Carr would look tempting to old drowt victim here, if he was coated in a bit of leather and could be tempted to grow some facial hair.

Ooh I bet he LOVES the Musketeers. They will be on his sofa, no doubt!
Alan you bitch! Invite me along. I'm a dirty drunken ho, we'd get on like house on fire. Come onnnnnnnn round up some wenches for backstage snogs

Anne I bet you are a sizzling hot mama. I can sense it from your posts. You're all quietly confident, graceful, ladylike, self assured, sensuality personified.

Oh. Hang on. Just remembered tequilabusgate. Ok, maybe not quite so quietly.

I'm in bath, not doing a lot. Does it show?

I have indeed seen the Soccer AM interview Madame. Made me a bit quivery when you could see the passion he has for football

I can just see Anne in about three hours' time. "Aramish ish the besht one, but I'd probababably do them awwlll. Hic".

Luke Evans - no, although he was very good in The Hobbit, as was Ryan Gage.

I am drinking vodka and have an exciting evening of watching TV with DH. Woot woot.

Where's Drink?

I miss the angry rambler.

You what?

Need to get to the laptop to catch up on the drivel. Will be hack soon. Need to be au courant with the thread.

Waheeeeeeey Driiiiiiink!

You back. Where you been all my life day? When you going away? When will we seeeee you aaaaaagainnnn

If you stop pissing me off, I won't get angry.

Oh em gee

3/4 of a thread since yesterday morning? We are powering towards a climax!

At this rate we will be on thread ten by episode ten.

Been busy paying attention to the child. Dancing then visiting a nursery open day. Then Little Drink wilted, she had the temp and kept on laying down to sleep. Gave Calpol, she perked up. Although I preferred rhe wilt ness, I could sit down on the sofa in peace while being dribbled on. The dinner, etc.

I' m not going away for 2 weeks so about thread XX

Nice to be missed

Oh shut up. You love it!

Ah bless you Drink. You sound like a lovely mama. Bet little Drink is mega gorgeous

I felt that my bubble bath mid-afternoon was quite decadent

Also meant to meant to ask after Drink but was in the midst of loading CDs on to the computer and then transferring to DS1's Kindle, whilst ordering stuff from Next for my sister, and MNing on my iPad. My poor little brain can only cope with so much.

Good evening Drink!