Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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and for you hannah-. I don't blame you for just wanting to get on with life.
mtm I hate this TOTM as well, I still get stomach ache despite being told by everyone I can't possibly because I've had children

Thank you for all the links, they have cheered me up, I've been hunched up over my sewing machine this afternoon and I'm hungry.
That post I want gone is still there, it's not that's I've done anything dreadful, but I want to stay anonymous. Aha well.

Hannah it sounds like a living nightmare. Can I ask, what's stopped him from just fucking off? He sounds like an incompetent man child. Aren't you able to find him somewhere to go and just boot him out? Does dd know you're not together any more too or are you waiting to be able to actually make a break before you tell her? I just think the longer you live like this the harder it is going to be for you to cope with. It already sounds like an incredibly stressful living situation.

My day improved because I've now eaten about 5 champagne chocolates, 1/2 a tube of smarties, a slice of cake the size of a child's head and the mother fucker of all spoonfuls of Betty Crocker vanilla icing because it's possibly the greatest substance on God's earth.

Also I've made a discovery! You know how all instant chocolate drinks are shit and taste like brown powdery water? Well I've found one that's actually quite good. It's the Wispa Gold one. Mmmmmm. Lovely. Oh and I also have two new bottles of Prosecco. One is intended for my mother when she comes tomorrow, but it depends how much I feel the need to drink tonight.

Finally to all people in supermarkets on a Saturday. GET THE FUCKING FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY YOU DITHERING DAYDREAMING IDIOTS. Why aren't trolleys fitted with horns? I might buy one to put on when I go shopping. Or I might just take a cattle prod. Or I might just SCREAM in people's STUPID FUCKING FACES.

Basically what MTM said. Is there no chance of him just fucking off?

Who is that Madame?

Oh my lovely Hannah - as other have said, what is there to stop him fucking off? You can't carry on as you are, not fair to any of you.

Hope your day has got better.

I ended up applying the Athos strut technique to the shops again and bought a leather biker jacket and a black top that could be described as Cardinal Billow.

Ahem. Ah well, I'm off out tonight. I will be hot mutton

Well that is the mother fucker of all questions. Things are financially complicated on account of us not being married, so I do not want to shoot myself in the foot by flouncing myself. So there's that. I understand/understood that it would take a little while (months) to sort out details ie arranging a financial (legal) agreement/splitting assets (things in his name that I should have stake in etc). So far it's all been very amicable and I need it to stay that way.
On top of this, my parents wrecked mine/my siblings lives with their horrendous divorce, so I will not in a million years rock the boat with dd's dad and risk putting her through any of that shit.
We've lived like this, auto pilot, for so long (separate bedrooms), no physical love/affection, that it's not like there is one big event causing a matter of urgency.
Dd doesn't know yet. Largely because I don't want to confuse her, while we still live in same house. I hate lying to her. This is an ongoing dilemma for me. I honestly don't know what is best in that respect.
As for him.. He just doesn't seem in a hurry. We need to decide where to go. Neither of us wants to stay where we are. He has no family down south. Mine are an hour away. We've both agreed to stay close enough to each other to maximise access to dd. They adore each other. I'm not going to wreck that. But it takes time to figure all these things out. Time he doesn't seem to be spending doing the painstaking research/house hunt. It's doing my fucking head in. I wish there was an OW in some ways. At least he'd get a fucking move on.
So you tell me. Why is he so unmotivated?? The worst part is, the longer it goes on, the more it is destroying what affection/respect I had for him. Now I'm just irritated, and feel angry that he's wasted my fucking time all these years, by being a robotic twunt!
He just doesn't seem to get it! He wants to split. But he acts like everything is just as always.

I'm gonna frigging lose it with him in next few days though. I said earlier, can you not make anymore plans (for any of us) for weekends for a while as there are other things to sort. His response "mkay"

Haha! Woot wooooo Mavis, you sexy little piece of mutton ass!

Madame - that has definitely gone some way to distracting me. Who is that?

The funny thing at mo is I'm constantly glued to my phone and tapping away typing msgs. This is all very new to him. I think he's wondering what the fuck is going on. Makes a change because he's always been the one glued to his phone.

If only my reasons weren't as innocent as they are. 'Yeah, yeah exdp you twat, I'm having it off with a load if cyber wenches and tv characters. Take that you twunt!'

Because he can. If you can afford two separate places at the moment, is it not better for him to rent somewhere else even if it's only short term? As far as I'm aware, living in separate places is no bar to sorting out financial issues. Your DD, if she's anything like her mum, will be a smart little thing who will be picking up on stuff. I'm not generally one for emotional blackmail but if he adores her that much, he'll want the situation to be the best for her.

Ah shit, I'm not the best at giving advice and try to avoid doing so but if you have any general legal queries, feel free to PM me as I work in that field. You and your DD deserve so much better.

And Mavis, you devilish wench!

Oh and no, there isn't somewhere he can go. We need to release equity from sale of house before either can afford to move, because I'm not in a position financially to do it alone atm, and he couldn't manage two. Fair enough. But there's still lots we can fuckinggetonwith.

I think you need to bite the bullet Hannah. You can't carry on like this! I totally get that you are determined not to mess things up like your parents did, but at the same time it seems like you are level headed and XP is obviously so laid back about the entire thing he'll just do as he's told. There's so much help put there for people in your situation so much financial assistance that you're entitled to that will help you. Have you been to citizens advice?

He's probably unmotivated because he is in denial and thinks that he's got his cake and eating it. You're still there organising him, he doesn't have to think. Please, for your own sanity don't carry on like this. The thing is as well I think that children do find it harder to deal with divorce the older they get. Your DD will respect you for having the balls to leave him in the long run.

Christ Hannah. That sounds fucking terrible.
Have you checked anything out with a lawyer yet? eg are there definitely bad consequences if you flounce? Doesn't sound like he has the will to move things on himself
and you sound like you really need to.
MTM, that is Jesus Navas. You like? He's not an actor and he probably can't speak English, but otherwise I think he's perfect for the role. The EYES...

X post letusprey.

Not an actor and probably can't speak English.

What's not to love?

God I'm so slow at posting. Sorry Hannah. Glad you like Jesus, and what everyone else said.

Unfortunately there isn't a lot more I can do differently, that won't mean suffering financially more for, in the long run. I have invested 12 yrs if my life. I am not going to give up on my share. Legally, the ball is in his court. I have to rely on his good nature. Once that legal agreement is finalised, it will be a different story however.

Malcolm, if I let my heart rule, I'd have kicked his sorry arse to the kerb a long time ago. But I have suffered too much shit in life already, to let my emotions get the better of me and possibly cost me financially. Once I have moved on, I want life to be as stress free as possible, so that I can properly move on and start living life again. The way I see it, I'm just going through shit now, to get a better end result. Rather than rushing it and losing out.

I'm all cold, calculated head decisions for now. I'm just protecting my future.

As I said, I can cope with it taking a whole longer. It's more his attitude to the whole process and lack of urgency that's pissing me off.

He's got the most amazing eyes!

But..Have you BEEEEEEEN to Citizens Advice?

Yes Jesus definitely does NOT need to speak English for what the wenches have planned for him!

Thanks everyone for your words. It's frustrating and I know it's irritating when people seemingly don't do the simple thing. But believe me when I say, it's complicated.

Just nice to vent and get it off my chest!

There is nothing they can do for/tell me that I don't already know Malcolm.

Financial issues are an utter bastard - as if you didn't know this already.

I shall try to find some Athos for you.

Can you kill him? That's the second time I've suggested for a wench to do such things today. Richelieu is rubbing against off on me.

For Hannah

I must've got some new tea bags with an extra ingredient of Being A Soppy Sod

Oh by god I've had a bolt of inspiration!!

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