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Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 22:34

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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Stinklebell · 22/03/2014 13:38

Oh, I love shopping, what are you looking for? I'll be happy to spend your money for you

I spend an inordinate amount of my life when I should be doing something constructive online fantasy shopping

LetUsPrey · 22/03/2014 13:38

Well, Debenhams is a bit crap for a start off. And shopping on a Saturday is also crap, but when else are you supposed to do it?

I have a John Lewis voucher which I don't want to spend online but my nearest one is in the Trafford Centre. I do not like going to the Trafford Centre.

Are you looking for anything in particular?

minipie · 22/03/2014 13:44

Good lord I'm behind.

LetUsPrey · 22/03/2014 13:46

Shopping on a Saturday? Nah you don't want to be doing that. I'll help you find something we both like

Trying to get some Athos for you but Tumblr is being an arse Angry

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 22/03/2014 13:50

Shopping on a Saturday turns my blood cold! I hope you manage to find something though Mavis. I couldn't buy clothes today if I was out. Everything would be too small and I would have to have them specially made for me or bought in from America in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL. I've got to leave the house for the afternoon now. Only just got dressed. I really have no desire and no sparkle today and will turn heads with how ugly I've become since Friday!

The only positive today is DD spend 45 minutes playing with my hair on the living room floor in the sunshine earlier. Although I did have to bribe her with the promise she could be my favourite child for the rest of the day.

I hope everyone enjoys their afternoons though and it's not a bleeding, massively morbidly obese and Hagrid ugly one like mine will continue to be!

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MavisGrind · 22/03/2014 13:52

Thanks for the link LetUsPrey. Safely back in the car. Needed to get birthday presents for ds2 (he has no particular interests, I have decided for him that he likes dinosaurs) and associated party gubbins. Still that's done. Can go home and catch up on the perving.

Sparklegeek · 22/03/2014 14:00

Chest!

Oh & Porthos.

QueenAnneofAustria · 22/03/2014 14:01

Sparkle - that link basically proves that he is in fact the perfect man

Sparklegeek · 22/03/2014 14:03

Which one, the Chivalrous pervert one?

I have posted so many I have confused myself.

QueenAnneofAustria · 22/03/2014 14:05

Yes the one with all the different facets of reasons why I love Aramis.

MavisGrind · 22/03/2014 14:41

Just had the most fun in Asda (who'd a thought) - ear phones on, rizzle kicks on loud, totally practising my Arthos strut. Hilarious. Image somewhat spoiled by large trolley but I amused myself ...

Sparklegeek · 22/03/2014 15:07

Grin Mavis. Hope you didn't break into a smile at any point.

QueenAnneofAustria · 22/03/2014 15:10

Oh look at his smile is the last one. He had the eye crinkles.

Stinklebell · 22/03/2014 15:14

Ooh, I'm off to Sainsbury's in a minute. Will have to try the Athos swagger out.

HannahHorvath · 22/03/2014 15:35
QueenAnneofAustria · 22/03/2014 15:41

I have done nothing. Nothing I tell you. I have just discovered I have no shampoo and am having another cup if coffee.

What is up Hannah?

Stinklebell · 22/03/2014 15:41

'sup Han?

Stinklebell · 22/03/2014 15:43

I haven't done anything either, have been "going to Sainsbury's in a minute" since about 10:30 this morning

LetUsPrey · 22/03/2014 15:52

I have just had a bath with tons of bubbles and then a shower to wash my hair. I am relaxed - for about another 10 minutes or so.

Do we need to break out the swords Hannah?

QueenAnneofAustria · 22/03/2014 15:54

AIBU to drink wine in a cocktail bar... just seen the prices of cocktails Shock

HannahHorvath · 22/03/2014 16:17

Oh I'm just having the rage today. Despite being apparently completely mutual decision to split - ie he says .... he doesn't feel that way about me anymore, doesn't want to do anything about fixing our issues (therapy) etc. and has actually said the words 'we should part' when I have asked him out right what he thinks we should do about it, exdp seems to think it will all sort itsfuckingself out like magic!

He carries on as if nothing is going on. Meanwhile, I am itching, ITCHING, to get on with separating officially.
I've had to painfully walk him through most stages of being grown ups over the years. But this takes the fucking biscuit. And I'm tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrreeeeed of having to do it. It is so much hard work. And tbh I have enough trouble holding my own shit together, without having to be the only one bothering trying to sort us out.
I wouldn't mind, but this is what he wants. Why isn't he in more of a hurry to fucking get on with it!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

And I still feel ill. And twat face, is doing my sodding head in because I'm having to put up with all his twattiness, when he's not even my responsibility anymore!!

Not fair. I WANT OUT! I just want everyone to shuuuuuut the fuuuuuuuuck uuuuuuuuppppp!!!!!!

HannahHorvath · 22/03/2014 16:20

By the way. When I said itsfuckingself out, I was doing it a la Athos at his execution when he does his ffs get in with it bit.

Sparklegeek · 22/03/2014 16:41

Grin Grin Grin

I'm sorry Hannah that all sounds like 7 shades of shit but your post still made me laugh. You have a fab ability to turn the crap to humour

Grin

If I could give you Athos I so would

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