Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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I like Chilean wine which I take as a sign of my destiny with Santiago.
I am partial to vodka and most other tipples frankly.

I bumped into Damien Lewis the other day.

Oh Anne, I feel we are kindred spirits!

I love you Anne

I am not here

Shut the foccacia up Anne!

You did not bump into DL? Really?

Feeling the love... love you too Hannah.

Tequila slammers with the Musekteers would result in us all face down in the mud a la Porthos in the Court of Miracles episode asking each other what happened.

I did... I live in a part of London where I bump into famous people a lot. I see Michael Palin and Alistair Campbell on the school run and the Cumberbatch drinks coffee in a cafe we sometimes pop into.

What this confirms though is that he is not in Prague. I could see Fiennes in the role of Mazarin though.

Right off to make some rice to go with the giant curry I made yesterday... and actually do some tidying and cleaning.

MTM - coastal village. Generally I love living here, but once in a while I want bright lights and cocktails, but that involves all sorts of effort and expense that I generally can't be arsed to go to.

Hannah part of the evilness of tequila is that it is like drinking water - at the time. It's the aftermath I can't cope with vomiting on a policeman - once the hangovers start lasting the best part of a week, I feel it's time to knock it on the head

I stick with vodka or Jack Daniels - doesn't generally leave me feeling like I want to die for a week, no matter how much I drink turning up at a very important work meeting, absolutely hanging 3 days post slammer incident it considered very bad form in my job

I don't even get to see famous people - although I did bump into Alan Titchmarsh in Dunelm Mill a few week ago, does that count?

TAXI! Straight to Anne's place please.

I would turn into MTM with the Cardinal horn, if DL popped up as a baddie.
Oh yes yes yes YES YES pleasey indeedy!

I have been a very Very. Bad. Girl. take me nooooooooow

....for Stinkers......

I'm sorry WHAT!?!?!

Anne did you really say Cumberbatch? Oh lord, I may actually explode. Aramis and Cumberbatch at the same time

I rarely meet famous folk. I did once have my thigh pressed against the neck of a male sleb I fancy though.

Your thigh against his neck??? Pray tell, and who is it?

Sounds exciting doesn't it? It wasn't. Well, it was to me obvs.

At a museum exhibit opening there was a photo opportunity with Steve Backshall. There were a lot of mums trying and failing to act nonchalant . He was on crutches at the time so was sitting down. The photographer asked me to stand behind SB just to one side. I inched forward as close as I dared and then he leaned back in his chair so his neck and back were pressing against my leg. His shirt was gaping a bit at the back of his neck. It was all I could do not to lean forward and lick him

Oh he has the most amazing, amazing arms. I am delighted to say that my DC all love Deadly 60 as does DH.

He signed DS1's book afterwards. I said thank you. We shook hands (he was still sitting down) and he said you're very welcome and gave me a look with those meltingly brown eyes. I think I squeaked. In my head I threw myself into his lap and ravished him there and then.

I also stroked his snake.

Gets thread back on track

I have also been known to drink straight from the bottle

Hannah it's more like this

Ohhhhhhhhh Aramis in dirrrrrtttyyy shirt guzzling straight from the bottle.

What did I do in a previous life to be in my running kit in my kitchen rather than a corset in that tavern right now?????

I think I can count on three fingers the things I wouldn't do to/with that man.

Nope, make that two.

Just to keep the love going

& also to rile up all the other can't be botherds

Oh LetusPrey, that is a story. I'm not even particularly familiar with this Backshall fella, but I want to lick him too now. And those eyeeessss!

What can I do? There's an inexhaustible supply

My personal fave? Oh, the chivalrous pervert.

Oh, there's some new Athos-y ones on fuckyeahthemusketeers

Oh kindly wenches send the virtual love over here please....currently sat on a debenhams eating a goats cheese panini having lost the will to live whilst shopping. I hate shopping but have stuff to get as it was probably at least 6 months ago since I last ventured out.
Everything in the shops is shit. I hate everyone who looks like they're enjoying this miserable existence. God this is depressing. And my arms hurt. .

I want to drink cocktails too although by the sounds of it our wenchy meet up could make the national press, not just the talk roundup!