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Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 22:34

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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QueenAnneofAustria · 21/03/2014 12:37

I have to cook a curry right now though. I bloody hate cooking but everyone just wants to eat.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/03/2014 12:37

The soreadsheet is supposed to contain the list of the queue fir all the characters.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/03/2014 12:38

Spreadsheet
For
Queues

QueenAnneofAustria · 21/03/2014 12:39

Well that's not going to be a contentious document.

Stinklebell · 21/03/2014 12:39

Anne let me sort the curry for you

HannahHorvath · 21/03/2014 12:40

Well! I don't mean to stir things up with my big shitty spoon here But seems to me, that one of the accusers, Ms Drink o'er there Is apparently a dab hand at the ole spreadsheet hersel'

So get feckin te it. Drrrrrink!

And Anne, lass, you have prrrrrroved yoursel' more than enough, in my reckonin. So tell the lotta them. Te get te feck!

As yis were.

TwitMcAwesome · 21/03/2014 12:41

I hate cooking too, have to make fisherman's pure tonight.Sad
It's been requested by DCs....

Sparklegeek · 21/03/2014 12:45

I agree. Anne has more than down her bit There is nothing more to be done on the lists that matter. The rest of you infighting wenches will have to get yourselves organised - the Cardinal's should be pretty straightforward but as for Athos - Not With A Bargepole (the rota, not the musketeer)

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/03/2014 12:45

I said I'd do Armand. And the spreadsheet for him. I don't care a out the rest but I thought Anne offered to do it as she started on the post-it and what not.

TwitMcAwesome · 21/03/2014 12:45

Hang on, does this mean anne that you have used your picture allowance on other threads? Shock

QueenAnneofAustria · 21/03/2014 12:45

Thanks for the link. I am cooking for today and tomorrow as I am going out for cocktails no less tomorrow night and have fily round Sunday and DH can eat it all weekend.

Sparklegeek · 21/03/2014 12:46

Fisherman's Pure eh Twit?

That'd be the only pure thing on this thread that's for damn sure

TwitMcAwesome · 21/03/2014 12:47

But sparkle I was punished and only got Aramis once a week. Sad

I think Anne is marvellous btw.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 21/03/2014 12:47

NO! Don't let HER do it. Armand will be most upset if she exhausts him before he can really get down to business with me! She's not to be trusted you know. She really isn't.

I saw her yesterday giving Athos a back Massage. She was definitely smelling his hair AND he was smiling...

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Stinklebell · 21/03/2014 12:48

OK, Athos's rota goes like this

Monday - Stinklebell
Tuesday - Stinklebell
Wednesday - Stinklebell
Thursday - Stinklebell
Friday - Stinklebell
Saturday - Stinklebell
Sunday - the rest of you

TwitMcAwesome · 21/03/2014 12:50

Yes, it's like fisherman's pie only nicer Grin
drink I won't be able to either I don't think because I'm already with them all in Prague

Sparklegeek · 21/03/2014 12:50

Twit that's cos you made the Porthos mistake.

The rest of us were happy to rotate A & D, but you threw P into the mix

HannahHorvath · 21/03/2014 12:50

Well I have just lost an hour of life I will never get back (unlike all the rest of them Hmm) ironing fecking MUSLIN CURTAINS!

My bloody back, is burloody breaking.

Can I just say. I want my own spreadsheet. I don't SHARE.

I am having Athos. End of.

And when I'm not, he will be dead resting.

So that's it. No queues necessary.

Actually I'll trade. I get Tom 24/7

But I'll go on a rota for Athos.

I want 3rd place for Athos, 1st place for Porthos, end of (current) queues for Dog, Aramis, Armand.

Those are my terms. If they cannot be met, I'm going for first place across the board.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/03/2014 12:51

Just the queues, not rotas.

MavisGrind · 21/03/2014 12:51

I don't think Athos is a rota kinda Musketeer really. It'll have to be wenches at dawn for the duty and pleasure.

MavisGrind · 21/03/2014 12:53

Hannah - grabby, much?? If we were on a real MN thread then some might start bandying around terms like entitled

HannahHorvath · 21/03/2014 12:54

Yes Mavis. Entitled.

ENTITLED TO ATHOS THAT IS!

TwitMcAwesome · 21/03/2014 12:55

If I hadn't no one would have got him twice.
hannah I'm on top of Porthos, but happy to share otherwise.

HannahHorvath · 21/03/2014 12:56

As you can see by my lethal raspberry. I've taken the fighting threat seriously.

Unsheathe your weapons wenches. I'll take on the bloody lot of ya

MavisGrind · 21/03/2014 12:56

I'm just going to pat the top of your fluffy little head, smile in an understanding manner and wander off with Athos.

Bless.