Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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D'ya know.... on my iphone I have about ten pages open for this thread and various links from it. I just went to close some down and noticed that YESTERDAY we started the day on pg 23 of 40 (on my phone).
Now, I'm not sure what this is in number of msgs, but that's a lot of gassing about nothing about leather and whatnot.

'Twas a busy day.

Actually Vinnie Jones is likely to be quite large...

Hannah I think there are now two things you have going. You have the internet and you have the Athosnet. Everything on the Athosnet begins with AAA instead.

ANNE ANNE WHERE THE HELL IS THIS SPREADSHEET?!

What spreadsheet? What after all my hard work you want an actual fucking excel spreadsheet?

Er yes.

We need shifts and rotas!

GET TO IT.

Well, yes Anne.

I did say what you produced was the work of art but spreadsheet it's not. You started well on the post it notes. Look, I even gave you an old managerial faithful - the shit sandwich feedback.

The only rota I can take responsibility for is the Aramis rota (and maybe Porthos and D'Art). You and Drink can organise yourselves and I am not getting involved with the Athos fighting... no not me. The rewards are not worth it.

Right that's it Anne. I am revoking your entitlement to free use age of Aramis with immediate effect. You will receive one ten minute session a week until you redeem yourself.

VINNIE! HALT! get back in your box. NOW. You may be needed for Anne later. She's going to read you a bedtime story.

Drink you are free to go this time. Please return the umbrella and goggles once you have washed them.

I can do Armand spreadsheet. I think there were a couple of lost souks apart from me and the other nutter.

I'm having a shit day.

That's ok.

1. Team Aramis is autonomous.
2. Aramis is a rule breaker and do am I

So am I.

Presumably you two just take 3 days each and leave the last day for him to attend to executed people and what not.

Athos might need his day split into sections since he is in great demand.

VINNIE! VINNIE! Oh VIIIINNIE! Have you met Aramis before? Oh yes you have haven't you. Well here are another 10 red bulls and I'm only giving you 4 Viagra because I can erm...see that they are still working. 3 2 1 GO!

Oh Anne...look how fast Aramis runs! I wonder how long he can keep that up for?

Armand, my love. Could you possibly see to Drink for an hour or so while I get lunch? She's clearly irritated about something as she's just killed a poor Dalek. It's ok, you can think of me.

I am shocked and appalled that I can be dismissed so easily in spite of my services to the thread and indeed to the Musketeers.Aramis has gone to get his musket and will close his eyes and shoot vinnie Emergency over.

I still loves ya Anne Largely as the Keeper of Team Aramis (See, I even gave you a title) you are largely no threat to me and the lovely Athos.

Right, I have got some work done. Not as much as I should have but I've made a start. I have also changed the beds and had a cup of tea (which may explain the lack of work)

I'm now going to have lunch. This work is never going to be finished.

Oh yes, the Muskeperves meet up has the potential to put what's-your -favourite-biscuit out of the minds of the popular press.

I'll take charge of the Athos queue

I'M FIRST!!! Got it?

Ooh, anne have you got the updated Porthos one ready?

Actually never mind, I'm being bossy and needy. Sorry.
As you were...

I have one picture allowance and I was going to do oblomovs king pic first.

They are all updated and I will do a plan list thing to appease MTM and Drink.

I spit on your meet up because I'll be never able to make it.

I think we should have a spreadsheet about who's sucking up to whom. Oblomov to Anne

that's better now Anne.