Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

Mission accomplished. Houston we no longer have a problem.

Talking to yourself again, Hannah?

Put her where Vinnie Jones will see to her when he's been fed.

A long kinky weekend with Athos, does indeed involve arse licking. But it won't be Malcolm's

Hah and delivery has just arrived too. Double result.

Oh what a beautiful morniiiiiin,
Oh what a beautiful daaaaaay,
I've got a beautiful feeeeeeelin
Everyfings goin my waaaaay

Houston was the drop off of the urgent package. You plank. Keep up Drink, there's a good girl.

And actually, shut uuuuuup , haven't you, in your very own bit of brown nosing (to Oblomov), been reminding everyone about the NO in-thread fighting?

Here's a mirror girl. Take a LONG. HARD. LOOK!

Feat on you, MTM?

Look Drink. I feel this needs to be said. I am nobody's lackey Right?

I am, and have always, been protecting my own interests.

So stop trying to lure me in, to your sad little world, where you and I, are like the dopey sidekicks to the evil mastermind (Malcolm).
I know you have this image in your head, where I'm the tall, slim, clever one; you are the short, bald, fat, stupid one, with the dopey voice. But it's never going to happen.

N E V E R R R R R R R R!!!!!!

K?

Ain't nobody's bitch. except for Athos

Right Vinne! There she is. Now here are 24 cans of red bull and two packets of Viagra. There are some Jammie dodgers in it for you if you manage to give her 100 orgasms. Don't break the chicken coop or it will come out of your wages. Again. Now GO!

Right, could you lot stop being entertaining for about, er, four hours or so. I need to get some work done.

TIA

Pleased to see that true to form we are well over half way to 100 posts by 10.30am. Keep it up.

What does PA even mean- is this a new thing?

Do you think to the outside world this three is like an episode of Rude Dog And The Dweebs?

Passive Aggressive. Which is underhand. I'm plain old Aggressive

This three?

All this talk of meet ups, eh? Wouldn't it be hilarious if one of us was already in Prague and couldn't make it?

What, Prague, Oklahoma?

I think you crossed a line here, Malcolm. Death is one thing but wishing for me to get violated is another!

Yes, that's the one.

Our reunion will be messier than the MN Christmas parties.

Oh he's only going to wank! But you have to run because he goes like a firemans hose!!