THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

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Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Waterfall cardi Red. Bill will be impressed.

Cheesy eighties soul hasn't made a come-back for a reason...

They should be wearing bloody blind folds, so they can't see what the others are doing.

Vegas daytime lounge singer.

It's the drag queens favourite

Someone told will about the waterfall cardi.

I have never heard of waterfall clothing - feel so old now

Someone has pressed the remote control on Kylie's buzzy knickers again.

he wants to be Billy bragg.

In leggings.

More like Blackpool, squoosh

Ah he's a nice boy.

"I'm into politics as well, so..."

Oh 18 ?Maybe his voice is just breaking?

Ambitious. Honestly, he'd be better off getting into PPE at Oxbridge and actually becoming the first black prime minister.

Hopefully bill.je.suis will find him some better songs

Really wish they would stop saying "wish I had turned around" - its getting old now

I hate the way Ricky grovels apologetically to everyone for not spinning. Get in touch with your inner Elton John man!

I saw hareem trousers like that in Next today.

In between doing the philanthropic thing bill can find him something decent to sing.

And clothes... Waterfall cardi ffs.

Ooh, they can sort out pushing Dave Cameron off a bridge and shit, cool.

Superstars?

If you say so, Bill.

Here we go, last 5 minute so waiting for the tearjerker

These chat bits are supremely flat.

Redcliffe "I wish I'd turned around" is to the voice what "you made the song your own" is to the x factor