THE VOICE! Sat 18th- dig out your pleather hot pants- the chairs are 'Spinning around'

[ValaRaahh]

Or not...

Ok, so KyliethePixiePrincessofPop proved to be even more annoying than JJ. Maybe it was nerves. Someone seems to have told Bill.je.Suis to be dull and lethargic. He did it well. Maybe it's the fact he is missing a pleather monogrammed waterfall cardi?

Will S'Tom stay awake? I do think 7 is a bit late for him to be honest.

Rickaaay.... well, he's a bit Waltzer boy 2, isn't he?

Red buttons at the ready...

Is will gay?

I like her and her voice but am stunned at some of the people they turned for - the girl from Emmerdale in the shorts for example - she wasn't great in my opinion - at least this girl had talent - quirky - like Leah

Kylie wants to stick pins in her really.

Did she just blank Tom - awkward

Cyndi Lauder probably seems very old if you're 17 though.

I'm weeping at the thought of Cyndi Lauper being vintage.

East London. Land of the bobble hat.

Stop sniffing the fruit.

Like this guy - hope he can sing

Cyndi was number one with that when I was 17 and that was 30 years ago!

I like him too, and his mum.

Agreed on the fruit though.

He's very earnest, and quite sweet - rubbing his mum's nose.

Single mum klaxon
Proud of her son klaxon

What a fine upstanding young man!

Is he wearing a dressing gown?

Nasally.

Hmmmm.

Surely it's a waterfall cardigan?

This song - what?

Is he doing a duet with himself?

Wtf was that?

I hate this song.

HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE it.

it is ALWAYS trotted out on these shows.

HATE IT.

I fear he should stick to the politics.

Dammit anne, I was just going to say that

Strange voice!!