Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

[Cocolepew]

But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

Oh, S'Tom.

They went pppfttt cos they were shite.

Going to have to mute WhineyKylie as she's doing me head in already

The Harpie has a bit of a 'tude!

Seeing s'Tom has reminded me of a Viz crap tip from many years ago:

"Tom Jones' wife, prick your husband with a sausage to prevent him from bursting under the grill"

Sir toms distracted in case the mini market is shut and he cant buy any cockles on the trip back.

I only wish some of the XFactor ones would go pffffffft a bit quicker. I honestly cannot remember any of the names from last year

FFS 'girls chat'

Wardrobe are going to have fun with her. It certainly can't get any worse.

Just tuned in.

Can't stand Kylie but didn't like JJ either. Am liking Ricky.

YourMother bwahahaha

arse, I cocked that up!

Should be prick your husband with a fork.

I would pluck you right now? She's about 15!

Oh deary me.

A different place, yes. A long way away.

See, Bill won't really do anything with her, like he didn't with the opera types last year.

like I care

Ricky is pissing me off

I likes harpgirl. She's different. And she's from Edinburgh

Is Will wearing a skirt?

Does will know how his sentence will finish when he starts it? He is Mad!
Quite like Kylie though.

Are you sure you love Tom, Geraldine?

Kylie is looking much better and much more natural these days.

Nooo

Prick him with a sausage hahaha

Rickaaay has settled into the 'be my fwend' role pretty well.

Thats a Will tactical. Not cos he wants her.

This is so slow

Her whey faced mates look loadsa, ummmmm, fun.