Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

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But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

Is Kylie pissed?

I wonder how they sold that show to the slebs, you'll be imprisoned an Island and encouraged by Fearne Cotton to indulge in public knobbing with Love Rat Darren Day.

See you next week.

Squoosh, you think the sales pitch was any different to Big Brother?

I think I'd rather shag Darren Day on a sunny island than creepy Lee Ryan in Kent (or wherever they are)!

The sun makes ALL the difference!

Finally finished.

Going to dig out my streets albums tomorrow.

Rickaayyyyy is FAF

Might watch splash on catch up tomorrow as Keith Duffy is on it and wouldn't mind seeing him in his budgie smugglers.

Kylie was annoying sadly. Some children won't even know who Kylie is!

Lucky them

Bit late to the thread but watched it all and glad to see I wasn't the only one perturbed and frankly annoyed by Kylie's yabbering and wandering. Does she think we liked JJ being annoying?

And frankly if a bloke had talked to a female contestant like she did to Leo, there would be trouble. It's the Voice not the Bod, Kylie!

I didn't want to, you understand, but Boffles summoned me. And I watched the whole thing last night mentally bitching along - so I may as well. I'm in.

Don't you think S'Toma and Bill-Ich-Bin were v quiet last night? Apart from the singing that I think we would all rather forget, obvs.

We need all the bitching we can possibly muster sue

Nobody got a word in because of the Aussie Screeching Harpie.

Touch of the Holly G-Ls about Kylie, I always think. Is she or isn't she?

You know you want to, Sue.
I thought Bill.je.suis had been drugged, to calm him down. He wasn't his usual self. And S'tom had had his Welsh raydar removed.

It was like they had been told- gotta give the newbies the chance to shine.
And then the Antipodean Pixie of Pop morphed in to JJ before our very eyes. And wouldn't bloody stop being annoying.

Hopefully she will watch it back , and rein it in. Or get tips from Dannii, who was far better on the X Factor.

Business as usual for the Voice, really.

I'm glad to see the greasy, felt-pen on denimed back of O'Dodgems though.
He never had the friffing WelshDar, they were PRIMED. And now they're trying to convince us there is no PRIMING, so they're making faux-mistakes. Mark ye - there'll be a wildcard for the 16yo and her with the legs and the kid.
The one that made me ROAR was the professional Ruth Jones impressionist, ffs. HOW is there a market for that? Unless she was that kind of professional, which seems more likely. She was a bit Tesco Nessa for me, but I did hope she'd be picked, just for the lulz.

They were definitely PRIMED.

I'm also convinced there was no actual audience, and the applause was a recording.

I also read today, that in a bid to raise ratings and get the 'yoof' vote, Simon Cowell is making voting free on the X Factor. Sneaky bugger
It won't help.

I did wonder about the 16 year old especially. There will be a wild card, definitely. Not sure about the woman with the annoying child, though. She couldn't sing.

And am I alone in wondering just how many pop songs are suited to the harp? as in 'none'

Definitely not the one she sang, Raahh.

It was a bit grim that they left that Streets bloke until the end: presumably they considered Kylie's sleazy writhing to be the climactic point of the show. It was all a bit ewwww.

YY, Kylie's DOW act was nasty, wtf was that all about?
I think she's gunning for a middle seat on Loose Wimmin.

Oh, Raah . Have you learned nothing about what John Lewis has brought to the world of music? EVERYTHING can be suitable for the harp, once you've cracked put on the right kind of yelpy-breathy voice.

Sorry, Sue you are right.

Maybe i should put 'No pop song should be played on the harp' ?

They'll have harpsichords next. Doing 'Wrecking ball'

Sssuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeee!

I didn't even realise the voice was on last night. I resorted to watching the host last night! I could have been bitching about stuff on here.

A judges mash up? The voice really knows how to get us bitching!

Or just me. I'm going to have to make nasty comments to DH or something.