Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

[Cocolepew]

But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

Yes, Kylie looks much better than she did a couple of years ago. Same voice though.

Why do none of the acts ever sing 'making your mind up' by Bucks Fizz? I think thats what the voice is lacking. More bucks fizz.

Enough of fucking about - where's the acts

Still funny Yourmother. Chin up!

Oh

Ha ha ha prick your husband with a sausage!

Bloody love these threads.

Here we go. Our first wrap dress contestant.

Oh please. I'm eating.

NOOOOOO! Not the 'Wow, you're from Wales' bore chat!

OMG.

so will Tom turn for Nessa?

What?!

Just as well she's from Wales so that Tom will like her

One for Tom Jones I think.

Is it my imagination or do welsh people only apply for The Voice to meet Tom?

They aren't on any other reality show.

Seriously, who else fancies a piece of Marvin? He's not usually my type but I'm desperate there's something about him.

Ooh i like this song!

Redtooth
Ha. You are right.

Now, she is a little pub singery, but she isn't bad. And she isn't shouty, just strong.

I'm going soft.

a funny shape family

She's alright in a pub singer does country type of way.

Ahh didn't realise it was him coco. He's lost weight!
I'm a bit behind as DD's bath took longer than expected. Just seen the first two

C'mon Tom- smell the valleys!!

We can see Kylie's bored face even through Botox. This must be bad.

Now that's shit. She was actually ok.

Kylies crabs are playing her up something chronic tonight.