Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

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But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

God. You lot are hard hearted. She's so cute.

She'll turn up on britains got talent.

Erm- the segment with the kid is longer than her mother's song

This is pissing me off.

This probably isn't the right place to admit to it but I went to see Jessie J live last year and she got a 5 year old out of the audience to sing the WHOLE of price tag. Seriously, your only decent best know song and you get a kid to sing it to us. Piss off.

Where are billiams plastic jackets this year?

That's a heckuvva makeover Ricky's had!

arf Geraldine

YouMother- i would had to throw things.

Oh, we have a quirky one now. Quirky usually isn't a good thing.

Something different! Hurrah!

Please let butterflies burst out of her stomach Alien-style....

This one is going to be a john lewis add

Bill obviously hasn't been 'designing' waterfall pleather jackets this year.

Oh oh guess what?
Marvin stood on my foot the other week. I'd taken DD to see JLS and he walked down the aisle and walked over me . He's incredibly handsome in the flesh

Im just not happy about this.

If the harp fell over, it would be awful, wouldn't it?

Harp girl is very Diana Vickers

Bill-je-suis -Genius!!!

To surmise; am loving Sir Tom, loving Emma n'Marv, am perplexed at how thin Ricky is and am pissed off with Kylie already. "You'll be in the final" how Kylie, how do you know that? You've seen two acts. Never thought I'd ever say it but bring back shouty Jessie

FFS, 'Get Lucky' goes JL is just WRONG. Daft Punk should sue.

Ricky is the best judge for her I think anyway.

She's like Doe Eyes who was on the other year. The one who shagged Waltzer Boy.

I hope she goes emo at the end and smashes the harp.

Bill wants a nap.

S'Tom looks bemused.

What happened to any of the acts from series one - did they all go pfff apart from the gobby one that sometimes sings with Rudimental?

Why is she getting so long?

Did she say her name was McLucky