Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

[Cocolepew]

But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

Back to the school run!

Awkward.

When you get a bigger cheer for living in Wembley than for your singing, it's time to apply for Take Me Out, not The Voice.

Geraldine- S'Tom looks like he is listening to the shipping fore cast in his ear piece. Or he's switched his hearing aid down

Yes, Ricky would do!!

Why do all mens suits (on the telly) have red around the button hole?
Was there a job lot of a back of a lorry somewhere near the Beeb?

Just lol'ed at s'tom's giant electric slipper

S'Tom has never heard the joss Stone version then. probably a good thing.

Thanks, BOF

I thought no 2 singer was so so blah

This one chose really bad song.

Oh, marvin is the baby sitter!

Oh god please don't sing...

Oh, I'm quite liking Marvin.

DON'T LET HER SING

Yes, PLEASE don't let her sing.

He does! Or maybe worrying the teasmaid is malfunctioning and his egg wont be poached by the time he returns to the valleys. I will always love him though the snowy haired sex god.

Puuuuuuussshhhyyyyy!

Aw. She's adorable. Good manners too

Fuck off with the cute stuff.

Oh FFS. This is just tediously staged

Aww, I want to sit on Bill.je suis's ....erm...lap.

cute kid, but ENOUGH now

Come on. Who wants to watch a six year old?

SayCool- definitely.

She's nearly as tall as Kylie.

Too much.