Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

[Cocolepew]

But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

I wish joy of sex couple would come back

the JoS couple were pure entertainment gold.

Ricky manages that scruffy indie look without looking like he's going to nick the flashings off your roof. Rispeck.

AND hot stuff!

Ah, chat-up techniques from JLS.

This must be your sister

Another single mum son story. Blah blah blah.

Oh Yesssss.......

I gather Emma Willis is the new Willabooby McCall...

Hopefully she can put Gaby Drone-on out of a job soon too!!

Oh- look. She is a mother

Doing it for the kids- BINGO!

I am liking Ricky and he has definitely lost weight.

Didnt they both have beards?

The newbie judges are very over excited, aren't they!!

SHOOT THE CHILD!!! Peter Andre fans must be put out of their misery.

Out of key?

I always thought Ricky was hot but he has defo got hotter. he's mine

Yawn

No. Just no.

Is that canned applause?

Oh dear so nervous

Wobbly wobbly.

Jelly throat.

Not a great start. And that Joss Stone one (who i detest) did a version of this.

Don't turn around!!

Willywonty is cringing. And rightly so.

Who is Ricky?

Sir tom perpetually looks as if hes worried hes left his giant electric slipper switched on at home.

I'll give The Rickster a go after I used up Willie and his wet wipes.

Ricky is very easy on the eye

Kaiser Chiefs frontman, MmeL.

See, i don't believe the whole 'live' audition thing,

And you can't really see the audience.