Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

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But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

Oh. I quite liked her. I like a yodeller.

I don't fancy Marvin at all! He's like a sales assistant in a bathroom showroom.

Bring back Reggie Yates!

Hello all.

I would definitely 'go with Ricky'. I may have to watch every show this year...

Raah... Get a grip.......- slaps face-

The 'fun' Welsh chat takes up about 17% of The Voice's airtime,

Shes a comedian not a singer.

spud- thank you- I need that.

Oh Tom, you Welsh radar failed.

ahh she's great

yehh she was a bit pub singer... now she's doing a bloody cabaret

The wrap dress is put away for another while.

Aw, I liked her. Better than the Harp one earlier

Can't get over how much hotter Ricky is looking!

Rahh, you can see quality when it shrieks in your face. Dont be swayed.

Just found you all!

Kylie is jigging about like she needs a wee.

Is Ricky hoping to shag all the young females?

Will.i.am is looking better than ever.

Hello Raahh!

Call security.

Will looks lush tonight.

There will be a job at Pontins in Barry for her, anyway.

On my telly, Tom's face is the same colour as the back of the chair!!

Ooh, yes, had forgotten about Reggie Yates

Anne !!

And she has a SON. heartless. Heartless, the lot of them.

Did I just hear 'tiny instrument'?

More crying from relatives. Yawn.

Oh good grief. How very touching. His mum is his biggest fan >