Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

[Cocolepew]

But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

Will probably give it a go, the first rounds are the best anyway and I do like a drop of I.Am

Goodo

I really, really want to resist. But i know I won't be able to.

Hopefully now JJ has gone is will be vastly improved. I will miss Waltzer boy, and his desperate need for friends- maybe just a little bit.

I'm quite fond of potty Bill.je.suis. And I don't mind Kylie .Even if she is taller than me I'm considerably wider though

And i can't believe I will be watching this sober again!

And why is it is on so early in the year??

soooooooooooooooooooo excited me and dd have been counting down

Raahh they've put it on earlier to avoid clashing with Britain's Got Talent again

Roaring at waltzer boy!

you know you can't resist Raahh. Just so you all know I have dibs on Willie. Unless I decide I fancy Rickaaay then I'll negotiate..

Theres someone on it with a harp. A harp. .

Waltzer Boy - snorts. Brilliant.

I shall join you though would love to ignore and act like its beneath me but my DS1 loves it and I love watching it with him as we "nay" and "yay".
And this year I am expecting DP to peer over his technical gizmos with hot to trot hot pants as a mentor.

You can have W.Iam.
But he was robbed last year, I tell you he was robbed. His act was stunning.

Hold on Kylie is taller than you? Holy moly I thought she was the smallest woman in the world.
I don't know if I like Kylie. So she better pull out all the stops to impress me.

I can't remember who won last year. I wanted some bloke to win

FatAmy -really?

Dear me, they really haven't sussed it could be the only programme on at all, and it would still have the lowest ratings.

I'm not sure about Rickaaay yet- but I do like him, and he can sing a bit. And anybody is better than JJ. Well, almost.

Ooh Hooly has left too hasn't she?

I mean Holly.

Oohh that's right. No boobies.

Is it tonight?

7 o 'clock.
Alcohol and nibbles optional but reccomended.

I think I'm going to partake in watching this series. Never watched it before, just seen odd bits when flicking through as DH can't stand JJ.
Who's the new guy?

I am SOOOOO glad they got rid of the ego that is Jessie 'no one wants to be on my team cos I'm a girl' J and that 'I know the lads from U2' try hard.

I don't think we'll even miss Holly as she was only on it for about 5 seconds anyway. If you blinked you missed her.

Kylie is teeny and cool, even if she is 10% silicone now. I think she'll be good. Ricky will be my new whipping boy I think.

Rickaaay is from the Kaiser Chiefs Fatima.

Ooh, I didn't realise this was on tonight! Do you think we can persuade Sue back?

Arghhhhh! 7pm is too early- an of course there are no ads (even though we moan about them during X Factor) to sort the dcs during.

But there will be enough waffle, and probably only about 3 acts in the next hour and a half.

Ah, S'Tom.

His face has changed a lot over the years

Kylie's voice is a bit ropey, mind. If she could sing out of her bum (and who knows, perhaps she can?) she would be even more loved.

I'm here............................