Are we doing a Voice thread? I know the Queen Of Pleather and Waltzer Boy are gone

[Cocolepew]

But we do have Barrow Boy and Teeny Kylie now.

And of course the lovely Willie is still here. And that walnut with the pubes on his head.

These little mutterings look far too scripted.

You have to be rude Saycool or you'll have to leave..

Stalky!

Same words, different tune.

Oh FFS. Fucking John Lewis ads have so much to answer for.

Is he yodelling?

Hmmm how many school boys who have now grown are going to come on singing for Kylie... ?

Sounds like a bad Thom Yorke.

Thom Yorke does Kylie?

This is seriously freaky..........Why the hell would it make you cry?

To be fair, Kyles did her own wussy version of this at Abbey Road. it makes a great pop song very dull.

RedTooth - cross posts!

WFT is going on with his shoes?

Kylie has a little step, don't you know.....so her feet don't dangle.

Its shit enough to make me cry

'arresting'

or like a strange call to prayer for dogs?

Is he wearing shoes or is he barefoot?

Kylie has an unusually smooth forehead for a person of her (or any) age

More like 'should be arrested'.

I need a little step. Constant pins and needles due to never being able to reach the floor, is the bane of my life.

I didn't know it was that song....

That was sort of intentional....

WTAF??

They all wanted him?!

I do wish men would step away from skin tight jeans.

Don't take him, he'll EAT you!!

Raah- I keep a cushion on the floor for that reason

Ohh poor Raahh. We'll club together and buy you a box