Doctors Addicts Anonymous - A Christmas Song

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all lovers of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm. All welcome, newbies, regulars, lurkers. Let me entertain you with a festive song:

The 12 Days of Doctors Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve Mandy's fretting
Eleven Chris's whinging
Ten Jimmi's washing
Nine Heston's scripting
Eight Barry's peering
Seven Daniel's flirting
Six Zara's glaring
Five paaaa-tients!
Four sad Robs
Three pies for Al
Two Karens
And a tabard in a pear tree

The apostrophe police will have a field day with that one ^

(Private note to Kev: go on.....show me your baubles! )

Howard the special seems to be running the show !
handy having a doctor with ocd which includes a phobia of blood

jimmi's ocd seems suddenly much worse

must have been that snog

He didn't get close enough to the guy to examine him at all. He saw blood on his hand and vomit on his top and so backed off after quickly checking his pulse.

This is the most unlikely scenario, there's a silent riot going on and the only two plods in Letherbridge are dithering with a couple of non-violent protesters in a community centre.

oh FFS!

Anne the woman from the Churchill Estate has been campaigning for a better estate (or something). A bloke from the estate was in custody. Estate people said he'd been beaten up by the police.

Someone, somewhere is organising a riot.

Man had taken an overdose and then had a fit because Jimmi missed it.

Bloody hard work this episode.

This is ridiculous.

This is Doctors

Even by Doctors standards this is shite.

Oh thanks MsN. That makes more sense.

I just cannot maintain concentration on this episode.

It is, and I was looking forward to sitting down with Doctors on dc's first day back. Humphh

This is the first episode I have managed to watch in ages, and it's drivel! Has Jimmi had some sort of relapse or did the scriptwriters just remember he has ocd?

They hardly ever show people going in for normal appointments in the surgery now.

Oh what a surprise it took them that long to figure out the girl is behind it all

Very low budget riot this

She didn't exactly hide her voice did she

This is a miserable episode!

You're right of course WhoKnowsWhereTheTimeGoes!

Really gobbyplod, losing the car keys?!?

oh no rob

Love the riot, budget could clearly only stretch to half a dozen extras in hoodies.

Oh poor Rob :(

What have they done to Gobbyplod?

Is Karen going to regain her memory at rob being halfheartedly beaten up?

Maybe Karen will suddenly remember she loves Rob when he is lying in his sick bed.

It would be dead romantic like.

oh no has he been stabbed? [shcok]

Great minds Ood.