Doctors Addicts Anonymous - A Christmas Song

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all lovers of the daytime soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm. All welcome, newbies, regulars, lurkers. Let me entertain you with a festive song:

The 12 Days of Doctors Christmas
On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Twelve Mandy's fretting
Eleven Chris's whinging
Ten Jimmi's washing
Nine Heston's scripting
Eight Barry's peering
Seven Daniel's flirting
Six Zara's glaring
Five paaaa-tients!
Four sad Robs
Three pies for Al
Two Karens
And a tabard in a pear tree

The apostrophe police will have a field day with that one ^

(Private note to Kev: go on.....show me your baubles! )

5 patients? Have you been on the egg nog early ?

Yay! I have traumatised someone.

My work here is done.

Thank you MsN.

Pleased to see Val didn't make it into your Festive Top 12.

yay!

Fab thread, MsN

I have been singularly crap at Doctoring lately. Must try harder- it will soon be the Christmas break

Yay for a tabard !

Yay!

But surely 5 patients is too many

all round

I was going to point out that you have too many patients, but I see others have got there first. Other than that I love it.

Have been a bit rubbish with Doctors this week. I feel a Doctors marathon coming up at the weekend.

There is going to be a flu epidemic in Letherbridge this Christmas. Haven't you heard?

Thanks for the new thread MsNobodyAgain, I love it. Kev can keep his baubles to himself though

I noted you using a lot of least favourite characters and no Mrs T. Are you cursing them or trying to traumatise us?

I am so biased towards Mrs T being fab, I gave her the honour of mentioning her tabard. I would have loved to get Hestembe in the song but it took me ages to do it as it was. I realise how sad I sound

I am trying to curse FOD and whiny boy.

Daniel can stay though, he is looking proper handsome with his designer stubble. Rrrrrrrrrr.

God, I need a man.

sick of gobby's memory loss now

Lovely new thread, MsN. Like Raahh's mulled wine too! I won't even mention the errant apostrophes

5 patients? I'm guessing you mean over the whole 12 days of Christmas, so not too unreasonable (if they suddenly have an epidemic in Letherbridge).

Not seen today's yet as went to DD's first Nativity play. Was worth it.

Just watching today's now. When is this bloody panto?

whoknows knowing doctors it will be filmed on the hottest day of the year and shown on the coldest. All the cast in full costume with the sun blazing down

I can't find the spoilers. Does this mean Doctors Christmas break starts next Friday?

Yes, the Radio Times from 14th December has no Doctors, just some crap with Nick Knowles.

Curly - will be looking out for flipflops peeking out from under costumes. If I can bring myself to watch that episode.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

We will have to talk drivel until it is back on. No change there then!

I think we talk more drivel than Doctors MsN

Thanks MsNo been proper busy(!) and just caught up. I like your style.

We managed over Wimbledon etc. I kept wittering on even though I stopped watching for the entire school holidays too

Caught up with Friday's episode today. TBFE is a darling, isn't he?

Thought FOD was quite funny today, which makes a change.

We will be fine over the Christmas break, we always are. Last New Year's Eve was one of our busiest days!

There's so many cheesy good films on over Christmas it will be fine! I love Christmas TV :)