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Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

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Sparklysilversequins · 13/10/2013 14:30

Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green Sad.

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

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Fifibluebell · 13/10/2013 14:47

Tiny tears!! Grin I'm looking forward to it and I hope spencer is fat

MarshaBrady · 13/10/2013 14:49

Excellent. Would like to see a return to chubby Spencer, but think he will be thin Spencer.

YoniMitchel · 13/10/2013 20:07

can't wait even though the last series was pretty boring really.

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Sparklysilversequins · 13/10/2013 20:20

Just saw the trailer, Spencer (thin) being a first class twunt to Lucy, and then her blubbing over him. I suspect Tiny Tears may be losing her crown for being most prolific crier.

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ZebraZeebra · 13/10/2013 20:27

Oh Lucy don't cry over the fat gorilla Spencer! You were so hard faced and cool!

I passed WH Smiths today and saw Spencer has written an appalling looking book called Secrets of A Chelsea...something or other. Can't remember the rest of the title. Looks dire. One for the Kindle Grin

StillaNortherner · 13/10/2013 21:01

Ahh I'm gonna miss Millie!

somersethouse · 14/10/2013 10:38

Can't wait... checking in!

HighBrows · 14/10/2013 11:09

I'm very excited about this! The song ad they are all singing in is very funny, I think the cast know at this stage people are laughing at them!

Roll on tonight Grin

MintyChops · 14/10/2013 23:23

Phoebe is just plain horrible. Plain and horrible. I hope Fran makes a fantastic sex tape with Alex and bitter old Phoebe is made to watch it again and again and again.

As for the rest, it's all a bit tedious and predictable. Not even the introduction of a man called Miffy could perk things up. Yawn.

aturtlenamedmack · 14/10/2013 23:25

Andy is now fit. How has that happened?

aturtlenamedmack · 14/10/2013 23:28

And yes, phoebe is horrible. Horrible, horrible!!!

WrenNatsworthy · 14/10/2013 23:30

I felt sorry for Louise then. These Chelsea boys are hugely controlling. All of them.

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Sparklysilversequins · 15/10/2013 00:03

Phoebe laughs like the wicked witch of the west. In fact it's only the lack of a green complexion that prevents a terrifying similarity!

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Sparklysilversequins · 15/10/2013 00:13

am I wrong?!

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LaVitaBellissima · 15/10/2013 00:17

Minty hops Grin @ sextape!

My sister saw Andy's band playing, she says they are really good!

I like Lucy Watson, but Louise is just too annoying for words!

Toughasoldboots · 15/10/2013 00:20

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TigOldBitties · 15/10/2013 00:23

Did anyone else spend the entire episode wishing someone would just chuck tiny tears in the pool and be done with it.

Maybe all her tears would over flow the pool...

Although at least then we wouldn't have to look at her consistently horrendous outfit choices. TT has Spencer issues so a bad she can nearly even dress herself.

Fucking Spencer thinking he's the new James Gandolfini with that therapist and her very peculiar face/eyebrows that have had a row.

I think Proudlock's and Phoebes heads are evidence enough for the return of scalping.

Christ I could write a necessary just on this episode.

Still18atheart · 15/10/2013 00:25

I rather like Stevie, some of the faces he and at spenny and Andy were great.

Is Louise's brother going to be a regular??

Thought it was rather odd to have Cheska referring the Phoebe and Fran
I didn't even realise that she knew either of them.

I hope that Rosie and Francis do go out for drinks, I think they'd be a great couple. I was in stitches for that pool scene.

Toughasoldboots · 15/10/2013 00:29

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TigOldBitties · 15/10/2013 00:39

FFS can someone please tellmce what happened at the end, my recording has stopped prematurely.

I saw Lucy crying and tell Spencer to go fuck himself but that's it. Was there anything further. Any hint of what happens next week?

MintyChops · 15/10/2013 07:44

Tig it looks as though Fran risks the wrath of Phoebe Crap-Hair by going on a date with Alex. She is Not Happy when she spots them laughing together. The bastards.

Spenny is worse than ever.

MintyChops · 15/10/2013 07:46

Also, such fake, utterly unconvincing devices to keep Cheska in the show. Why?

hardboiledpossum · 15/10/2013 07:53

I spend most the show shouting at Spencer, he is awful. I hope Lucy doesn't waste too much time crying over him. I can't stand Louise so I don't really care if her and Spencer get back together. I love Stevie, I wish him and Lucy would get it together but can't really see it happening.

MarshaBrady · 15/10/2013 08:09

Spencer, Louise and Phoebe are all awful.

StillaNortherner · 15/10/2013 09:00

Phoebe's like a frigging child. I liked her at first but that quickly changed.
How is that Cheska is mates with Fran when Fran, Phoebe and the one whose name I can't remember we're bitches to Binky. When Binky was friends with someone Cheska didn't like she got in a right mood! Bloody interfering cow.