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Sparklysilversequins · 13/10/2013 14:30

Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green Sad.

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

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ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 22/10/2013 21:56

shit try harder with links

Still18atheart · 22/10/2013 23:40

I want to put Cheska into a black and white shirt and give her a whistle as she is always referring Phoebe and Fran's arguements

OneMoreThenNoMore · 23/10/2013 08:54

Great episode! Halloween Grin

Wtf is going on with TT's ratty hairstyle?! I mentioned it last week but in this episode it looked even worse. Confused She's still sniffing rather a lot too... Hmm Not sure I like her brother either. Poor Andy.

Also Proudlock's little top knot thingy?! He looks quite hot usually.

Stevie is becoming my new fave. Still love Binks too. Binks and Alex would make a cute couple, hope he doesn't mess her about though.

Cheska's boobs! Shock As pp have said, I'm not really sure where she fits in this anymore.

I haven't watched The Hills (but I saw Speidi on CBB Grin); Stephanie is obviously a structured reality pro though. I think she handled Lucy fairly sensitively. It's funny that she finds everyone aggressive and rude- I think her encounters so far have been fairly mild by MIC's usual standards!

Can't wait for next week's episode- naughty Biscuits!

Twinklestein · 23/10/2013 15:13

I'm not one who usually goes in for 'showmance' allegations. (Louise/Spencer/Lucy shenanigans were all too real...)

But I do wonder if Stephanie was contracted to be Spencer's 'gf' for this series, her brother likewise did a stint earlier this year on BB. I think they've got a good agent...

I like Lucy more now she retains her trademark honesty to the detriment of her pride: she could just say she didn't care much about Spencer as they weren't together long...

I like Andy too, I don't think he's wet, I just think he's a nice bloke involved with a gaga doll... who really needs to go to rehab...

I'm mesmerised by Phoebe, I love the fact that she doesn't even bother to be civil to Cheska. Does anyone else think that the Fran-Alex thing was more on Fran's side than Alex's? He doesn't seem that bothered...

Loving Stevie as always, & he actually managed to look hot rather than 12.

OneMoreThenNoMore · 23/10/2013 17:20

Twinkle, I think you could be onto something there with Spenny and Stephanie... She seems very clued up though so I wouldn't think she'll be around for the whole series as she'll soon wise up to Spencer!

I agree about Andy, he's not weak- just a nice guy, not sure how to handle someone like Tiny Tears.

squoosh · 23/10/2013 17:53

I just assumed she was cast as his girlfriend, she would only have been on a 90 day visa so I'm guessing their romance last the summer and then conveniently ended.

Twinklestein · 23/10/2013 19:50

Why is Louise's brother so in thrall to Spenny - is it some genetic defect?

Her brother is the one who caught Spenny cheating in her bed.

You'd think that might make him reflect...

But no he's as much under Spenny's spell as poor TT...

Slagging off Andy who has been ridiculously nice to the poor drunk weeper.

MarshaBrady · 23/10/2013 19:53

He probably wants an internship at his bank. If that is where Spenny works.

He is very irritating.

MarshaBrady · 23/10/2013 19:54

Cheska is out of it now. Binky is bf with Lucy. And no Ollie.

Lucy is great isn't she. Didn't he mention love first? Conveniently forgotten that one.

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 23/10/2013 20:22

andy and stevie are the bankers/ traders, I think
Spenny's family are into hotels aren't they? hence all of his trips abroad
Hugo's dad had a hotel in Dubai - unless I'm confused.
I do remember Andy in braces though
agree Andy a lovely guy, TT brother something of a loser for dissing him

hope spenny doesn't dump steph and she moves on the Andy! she'd eat him alive

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 23/10/2013 20:23

yes spencer did mention love first, he aggressively pursued her, taking her to France et al.

he likes the thrill of the chase but can't bear feeling caught.

Twinklestein · 23/10/2013 20:39

Hugo's dad Tim is a QC but I think he has a house in Dubai.

Spenny hates being caught with his trousers down, but it doesn't occur to him not to drop them so much...

He turned against Louise because she made him look bad. I think he's only pulling her back now because he needs the ally & he knows he can always control her.

Twinklestein · 23/10/2013 20:42

I'm actually enjoying the cod psychoanalysis with big lips. She pointed out to Spenny that he doesn't give a shit about any of the women he's involved with. He loves to lie to himself on that score...

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 23/10/2013 20:46

nah he wants TT back as an alpha male sneer at andy who he is deeply threatened by.

apencer psychoanalysis - you're a spoiled little bastard who thinks girls are playthings for your whimsy. You need to remain in control and detest feeling trapped. Your ego is slightly bigger than the sun. deep down you suspect no one likes you.

VulvaVoom · 24/10/2013 09:45

Isn't it funny how who we like and loathe changes. Didn't used to like Andy and Lucy but now love them and their little friendship - she actually cried when she told him about Louise going topless at a party!

I really can't stand Phoebe but like another poster, am fascinated by her posh, self assured bitchiness also think I might fancy her a bit and am a straight married woman

Twinklestein · 24/10/2013 11:28

Sure, Louise is a pawn in Spenny's ongoing competition with Andy (there's always been 3 in that relationship whichever combination they're in) but he also needs her as an ally on the show. Two pissed off women is not a good look...

If Phoebe didn't exist, someone would have to invent her. Except if I hadn't seen her with my own eyes, I wouldn't have thought her believable.

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 24/10/2013 12:46

Phoebe-Lettice is fond of a selfie on twitter.

MintyChops · 26/10/2013 05:12

Here are the last 2 Sabotage Times reviews.....
Episode 1
Episode 2

slalomsuki · 26/10/2013 15:10

They are quite funny reviews of the season to date with the characteristics of the cast.

ChaffinchOfDoom · 26/10/2013 21:16

oh those are brill! thank you. Love how the writer adores Mark Francis Grin

BeyoncesMama · 27/10/2013 17:30

I think there's something really disturbing about spencer. He's not even a jack-the-lad type who just can't help himself when he sees other girls who aren't his girlfriend. He's so forceful during the chase that it's like he's intentionally forcing girls to go out with him JUST so that he can have the pleasure of humiliating them and cheating on them. He seems to have a real hatred of women shrug that's how it seems to this wise woman Wink
Either way, his poor psychotherapist is never going to come close to working through his many issues.

Twinklestein · 27/10/2013 19:21

I agree Beyoncé, he's not just a philanderer, it's slightly pathological (cheating on Lucy when he nipped out isn't normal even for a player).

He's got that sex offender need to dominate, humiliate, control. It's all about power for him & he notably cares far more about his power games with Jamie & Andy than the girls he's involved with...

night1971 · 27/10/2013 19:30

I love Lucy! Spenny has serious problems, needs to be sacked, would give him some humility.

Hugo never even made it to USA immigration let alone Hollywood. Deadwood more like. As for the clinging side kick...who pretends to be his girlfriend, all so very fake and desperado.

Bring back Caggie!!!

ScandinavianPrincess · 28/10/2013 14:43

The pool party in the first ep was very cringe. Some very funny dancing.
Lucy HAS to stop weeping over the chubster. He really is an abusive, horrendous man. Hoping in the nest episode she is back on form and casting disdainful looks at him once more.
Proudlock's ponytail has to go. Actually feeling slightly sorry for Pheebs. I wonder if a life at boarding school has left her very insecure. I can't help finding her funny.

ScandinavianPrincess · 28/10/2013 14:44

Oh and Caggie will be back for four episodes. /emo/te/1.gif