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Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

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Sparklysilversequins · 13/10/2013 14:30

Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green Sad.

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

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TigOldBitties · 21/10/2013 23:58

Lucy and Phoebe are holding back. I love it, steely anger, so posh.

Stevie was looking rather suave, Andy appeared to have had a bad fake tan and now wears a signet ring?! I think TT has given him an identity crisis and now can't work out which semi-reality show he belongs on.

Alex is clearly dodgy in his upcoming Fran/Binky scenario.

Where was Rosie this episode and why so little Francis?

Skeletor and ze german babe were hysterical but I'd much rather more Francis and Mark Anthony than those two.

out2lunch · 22/10/2013 00:50

ooo I just love that pheobe

KCumberSandwich · 22/10/2013 02:01

Agree with more Marc Francis and Boulle please!

can't wait for next week and Lucy telling Phoebe her nose ring looks wierd, bound to be an entertaining conversation.

Cheska is just desperate to shit stir with Phoebe and Fran.

also, re: TT's hair, apparently Dior must sell tragic kaftans and dodgy metallic shorts, but not hairbrushes. wth?

ZebraZeebra · 22/10/2013 09:56

It's so bonkers Stephanie Pratt is in MIC. Did no one watch The Hills??

ZebraZeebra · 22/10/2013 09:58

It's all so meta. It's like the outside world doesn't exist outside of the MIC universe. Why has no one said - oh yeah, i watched you on the The Hills where you were bonkers, and screwed Lauren over and you and your brother and SIL were crazy.

MarshaBrady · 22/10/2013 10:02

Isn't Louise's brother a big pita.

Sparklysilversequins · 22/10/2013 10:06

He certainly hasn't got much time for Andy. "Mentally weak". Ouch!

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MarshaBrady · 22/10/2013 10:09

Poor guy. Everyone is dumping on him and then telling him it's his fault.

Sparklysilversequins · 22/10/2013 10:12

I'm not massively keen on Andy tbh, he certainly shouldn't be with Louise but he just comes across a bit wet to me.

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MarshaBrady · 22/10/2013 10:15

Yeh he really needs to leave Louise. She can't stand him either. He is a bit of a walk over.

The Cheska thing was funny. Phoebe with her hat.

I don't watch The Hills, so Stephanie's in that show.

Poor ol Lucy, she should get someone else Spencer will hate her until she does.

Sparklysilversequins · 22/10/2013 10:22

I think Lucy is showing too much but it seems that Spencer has that effect.

Yes Stephanie was in The Hills, she was a bit flaky in that, dating her mates exes etc but basically harmless.

Did I understand right that Lucy gets it on with Jamie? Now that's tacky. I didn't get what they find attractive about Biscuits, he's got an old mans face underneath daft hair. Spencer looked delighted by that turn of events, Being the sort of person he is he will feel that Lucy has lost the moral high ground if she shags his best mate.

I hate to say it but I am beginning to like Phoebe, she makes me laugh.

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squoosh · 22/10/2013 10:26

I think Fran looks as though she's in her late thirties, very pretty but just way more mature looking. Think the girls are better than the boys this series.

Sparklysilversequins · 22/10/2013 10:30

Where's Muffy and his mate with the big choppers? They weren't in it this week.

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squoosh · 22/10/2013 10:41

Maybe Muffy has been erased since he was revealed to be a homophobic wanker.

Sparklysilversequins · 22/10/2013 10:44

Oh yes, forgot about that! Well that's good he's gone then.

We do need some more fit men though. Proudlock's ridiculous hair is really annoying me and Francis is barely in it.

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MarshaBrady · 22/10/2013 10:47

Jamie is so unbearable with Spenny. Just jumps at anything he says. He cannot think clearly when Speno is ordering him around.

Phoebe was funny. Not right about Alex and Fran, but kind of funny.

Hullygully · 22/10/2013 10:52

Why is Phoebe becoming Psycho Girl?

This is not a good look. It will end in tears.

Where's darling Olly?

squoosh · 22/10/2013 10:58

Olly has flown the nest to become a TV presenter apparently.

Sparklysilversequins · 22/10/2013 11:08

Apparently Hugo's acting "career" dived in Hollywood and he has been lamenting having left MIC. I wouldn't mind seeing him back but not his dully, hairy girlfriend.

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squoosh · 22/10/2013 11:09

His polly pocket girlfriend was very pretty but also a bit creepy. But I'd like to see Hugo back!

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 22/10/2013 13:08

yay for Skeletor buzzing in on her skelecopter with a random thin German fashion designer Grin

they probs met at a Swiss finishing school

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 22/10/2013 13:19

agree Stevie looked amazing in the orange jacket. And Louise's bro has dreadful teeth.
Stephanie Pratt handled herself well, I remember her being a bitchy unliked cow in the Hills.. wonder if Speidi will make an appearance.
Think spencer will shag behind her back.
Agree televising psychotherapy is very weird, plus she kept faffing with her hair unconsciously telling Spencer she also likes him...for a Freudian she should be more aware of her body language. he's a grubby little sex addict and in the next few years he'll start to lose his hair and his looks as his party boy lifestyle catches up with him

think Proudlock is growing his hair long again - no bad thing.. there's a touch of the Johnny Depp about him in some older pics. He has gorgeous teeth and adore his wrist tattoo

agree not enough Boulle time

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 22/10/2013 13:27

Hugo aka Bladehead from the side twas normal, from the front like a fish his head disappears Smile
he tempered Spencer a bit. Jamie is totally overruled by him, Jamie rolls over like a golden retriever and spenny scratches his tummy.

good old Binks!! dirty Alex. feel bad for Fran though..interesting Cheska will be in the middle of that one

slalomsuki · 22/10/2013 19:30

Fantastic episode.

Phoebe and the hat/eye rolling was classic. More of that please.

Why does TT talk over everybody when they are explaining then cry. Andy must have had the patience of a saint and is well rid.

Like hard Lucy and when she is with Stevie,Andy, biscuits etc not with Pratt **cker. He really is a right pain.

ChocChaffinchEvilGhostBird · 22/10/2013 21:56

[[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471611/Spencer-Matthews-Made-In-Chelsea-star-reveals-Stephanie-Pratt-wants-improve-him.html spenny bags himself DM columns]

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