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Heads Up! Made in Chelsea back tomorrow.

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Sparklysilversequins · 13/10/2013 14:30

Will Spencer be an aggressive chunky monkey or a spiteful skinny Minnie? His weight seems to alternate between the two each series.
Will Tiny Tears and Andy Pandy still be together?
Will Biscuits have gained any self awareness whatsoever?
Proudlock, will he be nice Proudlock or Girlfriend Stealing Proudlock this series?
Will the interchangeable Phoebe and her two horrible blonde friends still be bitching at the dumped Lucy Watson?
Sadly Millie has ridden off into the sunset with Prof Green Sad.

Tomorrow on E4 at 10!

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smellslikemeanspirit · 15/10/2013 18:23

Whaddup is surely the new 'up in my grill'!!
I agree, Andy is v hot suddenly, Proudlocks hair is ridiculous and as for Phoebes sense of entitlement with her ex .....
Looking forward to seeing more of Miffy (!) and Freddie

thesaurusgirl · 15/10/2013 18:42

Epic episode. Grin. I hate to say it, but it may be my favourite thing on telly just now, way ahead of Downton.

Louise needs some proper psychological help (and not from that big chinned therapist). She was in love with Spencer throughout all his EA, now it seems she's turned into the abuser. Really wish she'd stop crayon-ing her eyebrows, too.

Phoebe Lettice really needs the stuffing knocked out of her, she's so full of herself. I really hope Fran is the woman to teach her a little humility.

Cheska is good value. She loves a shit-stir and that makes for entertaining viewing. Much prefer her to insipid snotbag Rosie. Gutted that Ollie has left as their flatmate dialogues had me in hysterics.

Binky and Stevie - match made in heaven.

derektheladyhamster · 15/10/2013 18:50

Loved the brief glimpse of Marc Francis, but where was Victoria? I didn't see her at the party.

Twinklestein · 16/10/2013 13:32

Phoebe's a great character: started off last series breezy & bitchy, then turned proper barking... Alex Mytton needs to accept that he can never have a gf again...

So Louise is taking revenge on Andy for the sins of Spencer & is sticking with the Scouse brow. Def has issues, I think she also might have drug/alcohol problem...

I do wish Lucy had pointed out to Spencer that lecturing someone about poking their nose in, by poking his own nose in is absurd...

ChocChaffinch · 16/10/2013 20:28

''insipid snotbag Rosie'' hilarious! one eye is much bigger than the other too, v distracting. Although she looked pretty when Francis asked her out.

I'm glad Ollie's out; bored of him by now.
we need a cheska/binks showdown.. and Caggie's back for about 4 eps, isn't she. Another entitled little madam.

Yes Mark Francis needs Skeletor as his bitch-partner bring back Vicky!

minibmw2010 · 16/10/2013 20:37

How can Phoebe say Fran and Alex is wrong when all she keeps saying is HOW much she hates him ???? Silly child.

ThunderbumsMum · 16/10/2013 22:03

You capsize this boat and I will capsize your life

Mark Francis is brilliant.

KnittingAndCleaning · 17/10/2013 09:35

I agree there is something not quite right going on with Louise, I also noticed she was sniffing a great deal.

Spencer so wants to go back there with Louise.

MintyChops · 17/10/2013 13:01

Spencer would shag a lamppost if he could find a way; TT should remember that. Also wish Lucy had just told him to fuck off and stop lecturing her on poking her nose into other people's business when he was doing the same thing. Stupid hypocritical twat that he is.

OneMoreThenNoMore · 17/10/2013 13:22

Twinkle and Knitting, I think we may have the same ideas about TT's "issues" Sad

"Spencer would shag a lamppost if he could find a way" So true! Grin Grin

KnittingAndCleaning · 17/10/2013 14:08

It would explain why she is loosing her phone and taking her top off in public if that was not a Chinese whisper from Lucy

OoozingCervix · 17/10/2013 14:15

Binky and Miffy really must breed. Their babies could be called Biffy and Minky

OoozingCervix · 17/10/2013 14:16

I am a bit obsessed with MiC. I have a little fantasy life where I am one of them Blush

slalomsuki · 17/10/2013 14:59

Another obsessive view here although I think Spencer is a a prize *ick. Think TT is very strange and has some big issues and preferred Lucy when she was hard and unemotional rather than weak and full of feeling. Think Jamie needs to grow up but deserves an on screen romance and loves binky.

ZebraZeebra · 17/10/2013 15:15

I literally do not understand how Louise can't see what an absolute fool she is - she's going to hook up with Spencer, be all smug because he'll tell her Lucy was a rebound (I think he did anyway, didn't he, when he went to see her after Nostrils broke up with her?) and then he'll fuck her up all over again.

I feel sorry for Lucy. She held Spencer at arm's length, didn't trust him, reserved her judgement, he promised her he wouldn't fuck it up and two months later, humiliates her. He's a misogynistic sociopath.

Still18atheart · 17/10/2013 15:18

Did i red that right? Caggie is back for a couple of episodes. YAY. Grin

ZebraZeebra · 17/10/2013 15:22

AH! Watch Louise get dropped like a hot potato then!

KnittingAndCleaning · 17/10/2013 16:05

I would love to know the opinion the psychiatrist got from Spencer.

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Sparklysilversequins · 17/10/2013 17:21

I think Spencer likes to remain friends with his exes and wants to go back to Louise because as long as they are "friends" and he can get her back that must mean that he wasn't and isn't such a twunt as we all know he is. He doesn't have to really face his own terrible behaviours because "see we are still friends, I can't be THAT bad".

I think Caggie is way more switched on than we ever gave her credit for. Firstly she knows that if she ever got with Spencer he'd be a complete pig to her as he always is to any girl that likes him and secondly I don't think she actually fancies him.

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ChocChaffinch · 17/10/2013 21:10

yup. the way to deal with a Spencer in your life is Never Ever to shag him.

Twinklestein · 17/10/2013 22:13

The way to deal with Spencer is to kill him before he lays eggs.

I'm so glad Caggie's back just for a bit. She's my favourite, as Bruce Forsythe would say...

Still18atheart · 18/10/2013 00:20

That's probably why Binky and Spenny got on so well before he and Lucy hooked up. They never slept together it was purely platonic and sure they went to dinner together alone but that was it.

I really liked the scenes where it was just them two.

It hasn't really been mentioned but the fact that Lucy and Spenny broke up and Binky was friends with both of them in their own right. must be really awkward for her

Caggie is my No.1 girl crush

ChocChaffinch · 18/10/2013 09:36

caggie's affected little pout and studied gruff voice, plus her idiotic attempt to be a singer .. Im unsure! do like her flash trash jewellery though. Ah remember Amber! aka moon face? My flash trash is her website

Dumpylump · 18/10/2013 09:48

I so preferred Lucy when she was all hard faced, I really hope she doesn't stay all wishy washy over Spencer, and that this episode was an aberration.
I never took to Rosie, and I don't know what she's going to do now that Millie has bailed....who else does she drink coffee and bitch with?

OneMoreThenNoMore · 18/10/2013 09:56

I'm not a fan of Caggie, but she was definitely switched on when it came to Spencer. I'm sure she'll bring him down a peg or two if she returns.