X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

[Raahh]

I hope the title isn't a spoiler

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 acts. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soon

Off to buy

Cool. I did it again!

Noël

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I'm being umlauted all over t'shop tonight

Are you on your phone, Honey -I umlauted Noel last night.

that's starting to sound wrong

WEll its a bit fucking cool, I've never umlauted anyone before.

That was horrible. See you all next week. I will bring a case of wine. We'll need it.

Nothing wrong with a bit of umlauting on your phone. As long as it doesn't become a habit.

No I'm on the ipad. It doesn't usually umlaut without warning.

Noël seems to enjoy a light umlauting.

I'm not umlauted-averse that's true.

Continental, me.

Aww, an umlaut virgin. And you can pronounce Toffifee.

It's been a bit weekend, Honey

at umlauting without warning.

See y'all next week.

To been a great weekend of firsts for me.

My first umlauting
My first correct pronunciation of Toffifee
And the first time I've had sex in an airing cupboard.

I can't wait till next week

'sex in an airing cupboard'

I'm going to have to watch on catch up.

I was enjoying this thread when DS1(18) came back from his shouting "Mum, mum" running up the stairs discarding his clothes as he came. He was scratching away and I could see hives coming up on his body. I went and got him some Clarytin and he jumped in the shower.

He shouted that his lips started to swell, so I rang OOHs at it is 10 mins away and A&E is miles, they said come straight down. His tongue had started to swell by then.

I raced there, they gave him some Piriton and a does of steroids. He seemed a bit better so said to keep an eye on him and give him some more Piriton in 4 hours. If he gets worse ring 999.

I read that thread about going to A&E this morning and thought I'm not posting on it, it'll tempt fate!

I'm now having a sit down and having a cup of tea!

Just caught up last nights and tonight's.

Littlemiss - at your DS. How is he now?

He is tired and feels a bit sick Saycool. We don't know what he is allergic to, we are wondering if it is whatever they are spraying the fields with.

Thank you for asking.

Bloody hellfire. Least you've raised a smart lad.

Dear god littlemiss what a scare! hope he's feeling better soon

On the plus side, you didn't miss much