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X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

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Raahh · 28/09/2013 11:17

I hope the title isn't a spoilerWink

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale. Grin

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 actsHmm. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soonGrin

Off to buy Wine

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Raahh · 29/09/2013 20:27

it's the goatherd!

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NoelHeadbands · 29/09/2013 20:27

Yes it's basically 'have a seat over there until we see the rest of them'

BOF · 29/09/2013 20:27

"The problem is, am I looking at someone with sufficient lithe flexibility to fellate me under the desk?"

ArbitraryUsername · 29/09/2013 20:27

Occasionally, for no obvious reason (in comparison to who gets to sit on a chair), they say 'no' outright.

TSSDNCOP · 29/09/2013 20:27

I would say its very risky at Louis house.

And damp.

NoelHeadbands · 29/09/2013 20:27

Sounds like he's straining to have a poo

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Raahh · 29/09/2013 20:28

This is not cool.

If the Tenors aren't cool...

and now he's gone all Phiff!

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YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 29/09/2013 20:28

I bet he puts this tit through

ArbitraryUsername · 29/09/2013 20:28

I was bored of the yodelling a long time ago.

Screeching doesn't help either.

YoureAllABunchOfBastards · 29/09/2013 20:28

Thank fuck for that!

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Raahh · 29/09/2013 20:29

Phew.

Though his name was 'Barclay', so I feel sorry for him, for that reason alone.

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TSSDNCOP · 29/09/2013 20:30

So you have to be really, really shit not to get our arse near a white chair.

ArbitraryUsername · 29/09/2013 20:30

Could you imagine him yodelling every single fucking week until someone killed him? Thankfully we're spared that at least.

NoelHeadbands · 29/09/2013 20:30

He was a bit of a Barclays Banker

StillaNortherner · 29/09/2013 20:31

The head and shoulders advert pisses me off. DH has more products than me!

thistlelicker · 29/09/2013 20:31

Dh said he has a name like a solicitor. Company

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Raahh · 29/09/2013 20:31

TSSDNCOP -basically. or you can be shit, and still get a seat.

There's no real consistencyGrin

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ArbitraryUsername · 29/09/2013 20:31

No. Sharon sent home one of the more entertaining acts straight off and then let cruise ship cabaret have a seat.

TSSDNCOP · 29/09/2013 20:31

In future years returning contestants will say "I got to rest my arse in a white chair for a bit whist the judges tried to master counting to 6"

Hmm
NoelHeadbands · 29/09/2013 20:31

God yeah...yodelling Gangnam Style...yodelling Mad World ...

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Raahh · 29/09/2013 20:32

Still- I just said the same thing. i spend way less time getting ready than dh does.

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ArbitraryUsername · 29/09/2013 20:33

They must have terrible Internet at andy's house. Even the PIL's dreadful Internet can just about cope with multiple users.

crypes · 29/09/2013 20:33

So far Louis has "little legs" and " fatty", he's doing well.

SuePurblybilt · 29/09/2013 20:35

Sorry all, RL happened Sad
In a bit of a grump now so just popped in to log off iyswim. Though by the looks of things, you're not having any more fun that I am Grin
Will catch up next week. Save me a chair...

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Raahh · 29/09/2013 20:35

But Arbitrary- Andy dumped them with the little girl. And i criedBlushGrin

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