X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

[Raahh]

I hope the title isn't a spoiler

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 acts. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soon

Off to buy

Why's he crying now ?

Why do they all have hair like Biff in Back To The Future?

Oh no no no no !!!!

He needs to get on top of his asthma.

Tom is gorg

What's with the strange breathy thing?

Rubbish. next.

This boy appears to have breathing issues.

He's like a folky Andre.

Not Biff, I mean Marty's dad

So who gets to get back off the chairs first?

I reckon Giles.

This one'll be in trouble when his voice breaks.

He's like the kid in the wheelchair from Malcolm In The Middle.

I'd turn off, If I heard that on the radio, tbh. Very annoying.

George McFly?

What was that last backing track tere on the instrumental ?

George McFly!

That's the fella, thanks

Yes, but young George McFly.

Now, McFly there's a bunch of successful quiffy boys

are we really expected to believe Shitsinger uses herbal Essences?

They really did take the piss with Nicole's category didn't they

I fancy a crisp sandwich.

Does
Shirt lifter eat muller yogurt too??

I suspect her DH would notice the tonnes of ready meal packaging in the bin, somehow. Those things come with more packaging that you'd think possible.

She probably washes her hair with the yoghurt.

And eats the shampoo.

When she's had blue smarties

The pun in the herbal essences advert was horrible.