X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

[Raahh]

I hope the title isn't a spoiler

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 acts. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soon

Off to buy

'Look at these shoulders, man. You look great'. What everyone needs to hear before they perform.

Exactly Raah and I've got some of that 2in1 stuff. I use it when I go swimming

A million 'ladies' immediately fold their arms and go 'give it your best shot sunshine'

He's shagged Katy Price!

He's a very pretty boy.

The wangometer has spoken.

We might have to give your chair to another act Sue, new rules and all that

That's true. But he didn dump them, he was allowing them a couple more months of hope before the jumble sale and back to the incinerator,

I cried too though.

....but pretty as in, not very manly. Just pretty.

I think they'd have been much better off in the loft with the Christmas decorations.

This chap is very pleasing on my eye.

Crypes get the fuck outta here. How do you know that?

Arbitrary- true- bet she scribbled all over them in felt pen and everything.

Dirty hair boy!

Luke could use some head and shoulders.

I'm honestly more interested in what happened to andy's toys than in who gets to keep a chair warm for a few minutes here.

He was a scruff !!?

My DD loves Giles.

She has terrible taste btw

I suspect that Luke will be working his backside for Louis...

Giles was shoite at the auditions.

And he looks so much younger than the '16 year old' girls.

I am truly disturbed that half mast trousers are fashionable. You'd've been eaten alive at my school in ankle swingers, never mind ones half way o your calves.

Arbitrary- me too. I worry about toys. I make sure dd2's can breath and everything.

Who sang that song Giles sang?

There should be a rule that you cannot sit on a chair if you cry.

I can fully believe that giles is 16. He looks like he doesn't trouble a razor very much.

Jason Mraz sung the song!