X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

[Raahh]

I hope the title isn't a spoiler

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 acts. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soon

Off to buy

Oh ffs.

She's the one who drives the teeny tiny white van, isn't she?

Well, this one is not going to lose her seat! The kid is there!

Ok so she's a deffo. They ain't gonna tip mummy off the chair in front of the kid are they

For some reason I thought we'd already seen her. I was getting so confused!

Tribute artist is a euphemism for 'likes karaoke' isn't it?

Ahhh, the overs aren't disappointing with a bit of Sande

The seats don't look particularly comfy, do they?

I like her, she's different!

It seems everyone except the guy from last night is getting a seat here.

I always thought that's what the Tina Turner was missing

A drum thing

She's come as a chess board. That's different.

And more Whitney. Why??? Is she out of copyright and cheap or something?

But, how the fuck are they going to do the groups with only 6 seats? That is the burning question.

Are they going to force them to choose who gets a seat while everyone else sits on the floor? Or is everyone else fucked if a group with 6 members gets there first?

I'm done with them banging out ballads.

Maybe gary'll just start substituting group members and stuff. That would be fun.

A lot of the girls really love themselves this year, a lot of hip swinging and hand waving!

Arbitrary- they haven't thought it through at all

The Tenors of Rock are big blokes- and if the kilt one sits down, we may see a bit too much

Surprise? Gary, you need to get out more.

Late night Cabaret mum needs to go.

Seeing a bit too much would certainly get angry letters from the utterly humourless.

They been an ejector seat, James Bond style.

I am actually finding this all rather uncomfortable to watch!

Surely x factor is meant to be fun and light-hearted! This is cruel..

Shocked? really?

Where's Sue? Has she gone out again?

Arbitrary- we'd have to dig out the Darius pic