X FACTOR -28/09/2013- are we ready for BOOTCAMP? Dreams may be shattered...

[Raahh]

I hope the title isn't a spoiler

It's the most exciting thing happening this week. Apart from the 'Breaking Bad' finale.

Honest.

I can't believe it is Bootcamp already and we have only seen about 6 acts. Are they saving the best for later? unlikely.

I'm disappointed in the distinct lack of Adele tribute acts, and not nearly enough Emile Sande.

I'm sure this will be rectified very soon

Off to buy

Wouldn't it be really hideous if chess board woman gets displaced now? This whole format is just crap.

Unless... If someone throws a total hissy fit and tells them what utter fuckers they are. That might be vaguely entertaining. And we'd all agree with the angry unseated.

They could just have them all seating on precarious swings over crocodile infested waters.

They could just have them all seating on precarious swings over crocodile infested waters.

Yy to this, and the swings move up and down based on the audience clapometer

Sue probably read through our comments from last night and thought that the washing up looked like better entertainment than this.

Imagine watching this without this thread. You'd be suicidal.

And Sharon could wield large shears with an insane glint in her eye.

I'd probably just go to bed if it wasn't for this thred!

I'm clearly heartless, or just hardened byyears of this, but I'm not finding it cruel or anything really.It's a bit of a 'meh' gimmick. They all know the score- they know 50 acts per mentor are not getting through, and that musical chairs will happen.

It's not really very different to letting them go through to day 2 at bootcamp- and then ditching them then, is it? At least it's quicker.

It would be even more fun if they made the groups share a swing. 4 grown men on one rickety swing while other people sing badly would make this far more entertaining.

Her facial expressions look like she's just been made to suck off a tramp.

Arbitrary- I've only really ever watched because of the thread, really. It's funny. I'm not sure any of us have actually been that fussed by who wins

Me neither Raahh

In fact, I'm campaigning for the swings and crocs, just to up the stakes

She's going to get comments at the judges house about how versatile she is. Because they say that whenever anyone doesn't fit the Cheryl cole mould. I'm not sure any of the judges have ever looked up versatile in the dictionary.

Suck off a tramp

Pass the buck Shazzer.

Have some dignity man

Oi! It's your choice Shazza, not their's.

But I'd lose Joseph and Cabaret mumand the rest of them as well

Bon jovi looked as if he was expecting that

Her facial expressions look like she's just been made to suck off a tramp.

Would actually be more entertaining!

Mrs O there making it worse by making the other judges give names!

And take your drum thing with you!

There's precious little dignity in the whole thing.

I have never cared who wins either. Even before I found MN, I didn't care.

DH is utterly useless to watch it with in comparison. He just doesn't appreciate the need to take the piss out of everything about it.

Huge cheer from the crowd for getting rid of her- all a bit gladiator, isn't it?

Challenge 1 ? What the heck is that about??

New group?

Surely one does not enter the xfactor if they would like to retain anything resembling dignity.

There's probably something about it in the disclaimer they're made to sign.

That group with SeeSee in, had already chucked one of their members to become a 3!