Kirk and Beth should get married in Corrie (to cheer us all up from Queen Hayley storyline)

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Starting a new thread as I used up the last two messages on the last one. Also this is my first thread I've ever started! A great subject to start with.

Except lovely Steve...

Although I expect someone on this thread will dig up something awful on him

Didn't he do time for something years ago, when he was married to Alec Gilroy's granddaughter? That's why he couldn't be the licensee of the Rovers.

Oh does that mean when he re-buys the Rovers Michelle will be the licensee? Or is there a time limit on transgressions?

Nick always has a constipated look, a bit like Chezza Cole on the X Factor when she was trying to look like she gave a stuff

I am not sure about the license, perhaps that will be the big tussle between her and Liz - who is going to be licensee? Where is Liz getting the cash, assuming it's her on the phone? Jim did that robbery to try and get her cash last time for the Rovers, so he did

Steve shat on Michelle from a great height by copping off with Becky behind her back. I know Michelle's a pain in the bum but it was still shoddy treatment.

Michelle is a dreadful character who deserves everything she gets. She has three expressions, which she does on a loop - the eye roll, the shocked mouth open wide, and the cat's bum mouth.

I think Liz will be the licensee.

Oh WhoKnows, that takes me back. Wasn't she American? Didn't he steal something?

You're forgetting the head bobbing side to side, mouth going meh-meh-meh, sarky mimicking when someone says something she doesn't like. That's four expressions. Oh, and a disbelieving scoff which is then followed by the eye roll. I also have an irrational dislike of the way she says 'dalling' for darling. Aaanyway...!

Vicky was very posh, not American and I thought Steve got mixed up in some drug stuff. I'm off to Google it now. I know how to roll on a Saturday night .

Handling stolen whisky and perverting the cause of justice.

So there you are.

Was Steve framed for something by Jez Quigley, who Jim subsequently killed? Liz had to be his licensee and it was also one of the reasons he and Becky didn't pursue the adoption (she had a record too). I think he had to have a different licensee fir the cabs too (Vik then Lloyd).

How could I have forgotten the fourth head-bobbing expression, Lazy? I feel so ashamed for belittling her considerable acting talents.

Oh yes, Vicky was posh, not American. I remember now.

Michelle's dad is really getting up my nose, the interfering old goat.

Why is it that, although I can't stand David, I was glad of the DNA result?

ajandjjmum, I feel the same, can't abide the little weasel but I was glad he is Lilys father, he always gets shoved to the side in favour of Nick, but boy did he let him have it tonight. I think he is always craving something of his own and now he has Lily so he thinks that all will be ok.

I knew the pub thing would backfire on Steve, she is such a misery guts.

lady agree about michelle's dad.

I was on David's side too!

Gay Byrne?? Of course! he used to be a tv presenter on Granada many years ago. Didn't recognise him at all. I was glad Lily is David's too. Then I worried a bit that it might be a doubtful result because he and Nick are brothers - but they are only half-brothers. Any one know if that could be so?

LazyGaga it's not Gay Byrne....someone called Frank Grimes apparently.

Gay/Frank - he's a PITA and should bugger off and take his whiney daughter with him.

I agree, the Nick & Kylie thing happened when they were separated IIRC. Therefore Ratface was OOO.

Steve was funny when he started saying "Of all the gin joints ..." to Tyrone.

Clawdy thank you for putting me right! Have just googled Gay Byrne and he's nearly 80. No wonder you didn't recognise him .

Have not watched yesterday's episode yet so averting my eyes in case there's any spoilers ^^.

I wanted it to be David's baby too, because I think if it wasn't then Kylie would end up leaving. I think Nick was sad though as it would probably have been his only chance to have his own child.

I'm on David's side too, I'm glad Lily is his, I like him and Kylie as a couple. I wish bland Nick, moanyface Leeann and obnoxious brat Simon would fuck right off.

I hope there's going to be some fireworks when Kylie finds out David knew about her and Nick and also the secret DNA test. I can't help feeling sorry for Leanne though in all of this.

Why isn't Nick telling Kylie that David knows about what happened now she knows about the DNA test?