Kirk and Beth should get married in Corrie (to cheer us all up from Queen Hayley storyline)

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Starting a new thread as I used up the last two messages on the last one. Also this is my first thread I've ever started! A great subject to start with.

I fancy Steve, that's an entirely normal thing, surely?

Fancying Ratboy and his bouffant hair is not normal. Ever.

It's not that bouffant! Quite stylish I think. I do find Steve appealing but NOT when he shaves his hair off; I think he'd be a good laugh in the sack, very unselfconscious and earthy (might be overthinking things here though!). Jason and Tommy are rather lovely, but Liam was the best.

So is Delilah going to be Michelle's love rival for Steve?

You are all suck on the heed, sick I tells yer! There is only one lovegod on Corrie, the swarthy multi-tattooed bit of rough that is Peter Barlow

I am not actually sure what swarthy means but it suits him [dribbles]

Peter Barlow is grim.

And Ratboy's hair is very bouffant. It reminds me of the Queen's hair do.

maybe he hits the curlers and setting lotion in the salon and pops under a dryer for 20 mins before opening?

Ah yes, forgot about Peter Barlow. Looks good with the greying goatee. Can't believe who he's going to have an affair with - he's old enough to be her dad!

I bet he reads Take A Break while he's under the dryer!

Some of you are bonkers! Snog, marry or push off a cliff.... hmmm... snog David, marry Steve and push Peter off a cliff I'm afraid.

Snog Steve, marry Steve, push David and Peter off a cliff

Snog Peter, marry Steve, push David off a cliff....

Didn't know Delilah Dingle was coming into Corrie, I'm off to digital spy

Anne more like Psychopath's Weekly .

Agree it would be shag Peter, marry Steve and push David. Even though I quite fancy David he's a mere boy; Peter is more my level. Steve would probably be quite a good husband - he's had enough practice!

Ahem, getting a bit ahead of myself. You're talking about snogging and I'm already shagging them .

Psychopath's Weekly - is that for sale in the Kabin?

Snog - Steve, Marry - Steve, Push off a cliff - Peter and David.

I think Norris orders the Psy Weekly in as a matter of course .There's always the odd murderer/nutter hanging around Corrie !

Snog Peter -don't marry anyone -push Peter,David and Nick in the canal

Whoops forgot "Sexy Steve"-you can have him Anne.

No, Sexy Steve is mine

If I can't have Sexy Steve then can I have Nick? He is my embarrassing crush.

I didn't partake of Emmerdale when Delilah Dingle was in it. Is she going to annoy me? Silly question - most new characters are annoying to begin with. Sigh.

Snog Peter, push David off a cliff, have a pint with Steve to celebrate.

Anne - I worry about you sometimes!

I totally agree with Pegfreak - Snog Peter, push David off a cliff and celebrate with a pint with Steve.

NICK???

Nick!? He'd just look confused all the time.

Im team Peter :) I agree though that Liam was gorge but I get my dose of him in Downton now!

I know, I know, I know. I admit it is terribly embarrassing, but he is so nice. And I bet he he is good in bed. Although he needs to lose the beard.

He's not all nice, remember when he deliberately got Peter drunk to split him up with Leanne when he was having an affair with her? And he shagged his brother's wife, ooh, let's see, 9 months ago.

Yes, but Peter is a nasty lying bigamist and David is Ratboy. They deserved it!

In fact they're all as bad as each other.