Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - ATTEN-SHUN!

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

Right, now the stalker storyline is out of the way, I think it's time to channel our inner Howard and whip this programme into shape:

1. Every opportunity must be taken to get TBFE in his fishing or army gear and get him all ruffly haired.

1. Heston must stop messing about with restaurant reviews (and that reptilian Emma) and realise his love for Mrs T.

1. Mrs T should wear her flirty wig (see note 2).

1. Zara will continue to master acting purely by moving her eyebrows and saying "really?".

1. The Gobbys will appear in as many episodes as possible to add comedy value.

So line up troops and let's march into the world of WTF!

Everyone is welcome, newbies, regulars and even cast members (arf).

Victor meldrews neighbour needs a bit of training go bedside manner methinks

Nice to see Jean from dinner ladies back in work

oh,Kevin

Don't leave, Al.

Maybe Al can join Mi5 !

Tumour?

Kev's being horrible.

Gawd I've missed this programme so much :-D

I hope Al doesn't leave.

Jizz, on the other hand, I'll organise the leaver's do....

Hello Ripping

Am I the only one that doesn't like Jas then? (I can't say 'Jizz', the sentence would be allllllll wrong)

nice to see you can get an appointment so quick and that when your mum books one you can be seen without notes !

Oh god, that's all wrong, I meant I don't like Al!!! I'm all in a tizz over something un-related to Doctors.

No, I'm with you MsN. She is dull.

I don't like her either MsNobodyAgain!

Somehow lost track of time missed first 10 mins :(

Oh, no you are on your own then, MsN. I like Al.

So she's been drugged and raped?

ooh a pharmacist/drugging/rapist story, very believable

I like Al, he is misunderstood.

Her mother tracks her periods?

I'm not buying this.

Or she's shagging the delivery driver and she's embarrassed.

This is looking really sad now - and a bit horrific to be laughing at

I'm turning off for now, I'll be back tomorrow

I can't remember what time my mum left last week let alone a pharmacist 6 months ago !

Oh yes, a pharmacist drugging a person. WTF-tastic! Who was worried that they would run out of WTF storylines? Doctors never disappoints!

Kev is being a proper bastard.

Surely we would have heard gossip about this from Gobby if it has been going on a while?

What a horrible thing for her mum to say!

The mum is used to having complete control - she's awful.

Oh! TBFE has loosened his tie!