Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - ATTEN-SHUN!

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

Right, now the stalker storyline is out of the way, I think it's time to channel our inner Howard and whip this programme into shape:

1. Every opportunity must be taken to get TBFE in his fishing or army gear and get him all ruffly haired.

1. Heston must stop messing about with restaurant reviews (and that reptilian Emma) and realise his love for Mrs T.

1. Mrs T should wear her flirty wig (see note 2).

1. Zara will continue to master acting purely by moving her eyebrows and saying "really?".

1. The Gobbys will appear in as many episodes as possible to add comedy value.

So line up troops and let's march into the world of WTF!

Everyone is welcome, newbies, regulars and even cast members (arf).

No! I wanted to see the rest of that strip!

Oh! There is another plod in the village!!

You ok, Anne

My Internet has gone off. Hate my phone!

Oh Raahh, I really had high hopes of seeing his chest then! Oh well, there's always tomorrow I suppose...

That was quite a serious one really for doctors and sad.
Looks like we are in for some wtf-ness with PC tbfe.

I missed the last bit. I feel awful. Ordered DS2 some American import diecast cars off e-bay and made the mistake of telling him they would be here tomorrow. It seems I was wrong.

He is quite badly autistic and he has been counting down the days and the ritual of it coming "box come Tuesday, 1 sleep. Mummy put box on table. Need scissors. Not screwdriver. Me open box"

I'm shit. I've scoured the net but I can't get one. Even tried specialist shops oop North. He's gonna be so upset.

hopefully they will turn up later or tomorrow ? what cars are they ?

MsN

Nascars (American racing cars) which is why they are rare over here.

I know I'm going to have to bit the bullet but it's so crap. I've cried FFS! lmao.

I need to channel my inner Zara.

Oh MsN.

Will he accept something else until they arrive? Are they coming at some point?

They are coming but it will be Weds/Thurs.

I will go out shortly and try to get him a Monster Jam truck to palm him off with in the meantime. He just doesn't understand. It's bloody heartbreaking sometimes.

Anyway, crying won't help so I'll get down to town and see what I can come up with.

Thanks for listening.

Oh it is so difficult in that situation. Hope you manage to find something to make it easier for him.

www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_5_7?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=nascar%20diecast%201%2064&sprefix=nascar+%2Caps%2C189
Any good ?

Thanks curly but I checked Amazon as I thought if I could get next day delivery if I ordered today, that would solve the problem but the are all 3-4 days delivery and the ebay ones should arrive by then.

He is very specific. He wants Kyle Buschs Snickers car and Jamie McMurrays Mcdonalds car. I am going down the bribe him tomorrow option and hope they arrive Weds.

Bum, fingers crossed for you

MsNo what a shame, it will be upsetting for him but oh so joyful when they do arrive. Look forward to that (I realise that it's difficult for your DS)
Oh Anne I thought of you when tbfe started stripping! And my DS has said-do you think Howard has got that uniform to be a stripogram for LBGT!! OMG-you & me will have a meltdown if he does. swoon

Haha! Yes at first I thought it was a stripper outfit, but apparently it is a Specials uniform. I can just imagine Driver's face when he goes for his first shift!

Love that we all thought of Anne when he started stripping!

I guessed pregnant, noted the double appt and the WTF of no one talking about the rapist pharmacist

Fx theNascar arrives tomorrow.

Anyone would think I had a reputation for lusting after middle-aged practice managers in the Midlands.

Hope all went ok with your ds MsNobodyAgain!

I like the police uniform whatever its for :)

No chance of Nascars today. I have checked with the seller - that took me ages as I am an Ebay virgin.

Oh well, someone dust Kevin off and send him this way please. I will leave you all to squabble over the aged Emmerdale bloke.

(Watch Anne...I bet she'll fight you to the death)

I watched yesterday's with my 9 year old. When TBFE shot the stapler, DS turned to me and said "What the HECK did we just watch?"

From the mouths of babes....

Reporting for doctors duty, small person is sleeping and I have cooking chocolate. I wonder what wtf awaits us today

Huh?

One of the blokes in the taxi was in Hollyoaks otherwise I have no idea who they are or what they're doing!