Doctors Addicts Anonymous Continued - ATTEN-SHUN!

[MsNobodyAgain]

This is a thread for all fans of the weekday soap 'Doctors', BBC1, 1.45pm.

Right, now the stalker storyline is out of the way, I think it's time to channel our inner Howard and whip this programme into shape:

1. Every opportunity must be taken to get TBFE in his fishing or army gear and get him all ruffly haired.

1. Heston must stop messing about with restaurant reviews (and that reptilian Emma) and realise his love for Mrs T.

1. Mrs T should wear her flirty wig (see note 2).

1. Zara will continue to master acting purely by moving her eyebrows and saying "really?".

1. The Gobbys will appear in as many episodes as possible to add comedy value.

So line up troops and let's march into the world of WTF!

Everyone is welcome, newbies, regulars and even cast members (arf).

I am laughing out loud. Heston is great!

Nice chat up lines from the student not.

What on earth? I'm not watching but am intrigued.

Al and 6tl are dressed up as STDs for Freshers week. 6tl looks like a cock. Al looks like a blonde lady garden.

Heston should definitely dress up as syphilis. (I have run out of STDs now)

Secret vasectomy now. 6TL should do the consultation and can demonstrate the incision on her giant cock suit.

Have I been drinking?! A giant, white rabbit is stroking 6TLs cock suit.

I'm not watching either but -dressing up as STD's????

A giant, white rabbit is stroking 6TLs cock suit.

I have no words....

It's jolly good fun today! Watch later.

6TL is handing out free condoms and lube now. Hasta la vista herpes, now that is a good slogan.

"Hasta la vista Herpes" "Goodbye gonorrhea"

(Although condom use does not fully protect against herpes infection so 6tl should read up on her facts)

Gobby is coaching Jizz on put downs now.

I think their dressing up outfits are suitable protection against all STDs MsN.

Work to gossip ratio! TBFE has Gobby all worked out.

Sorry Howard I'm a bit busy can I ignore you later!!

Missed the first 15 mins but getting into it now :)

Good point Hoggy

That episode was priceless.

They are attempting a version of student embarrassing bodies tomorrow. That could go either way but promises some more chortling.

Oh, I'm looking forward to watching this later. Definitely not with the DCs, Our facts of life chats have not entered the realm of STDs yet.

Thread will be full again in a day or so MsN.

I needed some humour today. I spend this morning with DS visiting his secondary school for next year. They appeared to have the heating on and it is a warm day. Every classroom had the windows shut and there was a thick wall of boy fug everywhere.

I'm just shouting at setting up a new wireless printer.

I'll do a new thread asap.

Caught up on the last two days.
I want a bucket of chicken.
Do you think tbfe will be a special again or in true doctors style it won't be mentioned ever again.
Today was wtf but not funny.
whoknows, we renamed our cat when we adopted her, formerly serendipity and now Idgie. I think Tembe would make an excellent cat name. The cat pussy called tuppence

Yes please to the new thread-this means we've filled it up in less than one calendar month. What a load of insightful literate people we are (I believe that that last sentence was grammatically incorrect-but who knows?)
boy fug-bleurgh

Bet we will fill it really quick on Jane Austen week. All posts expected to say 'WTF?'